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The excitement of the village Facebook page! 🫠

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I was just reading about the Yorkshire Air ambulance’s plans to move to a new base, because the future of RAF Topcliffe isn’t certain. Some people OBJECTED to them moving to the new site. A life saving emergency service 🤯🤯🤯 What is wrong with people?! What is actually wrong with their brains?

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“The President was down in the situation room throughout” Why is THE situation in the situation room? He is the whole situation! Either keep him in there and turn the air off, or don’t let him in at all.

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Well, we had a good run folks. 👋🏻 ☢️ 💣

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Things that fully grown adults should be more ashamed of - 1) drinking energy drinks. Get a grip. 2) saying they’re bored. Grow up. 3) vaping. Very unserious clown behaviour. 4) dropping swear words into every single sentence. Read some books, grow your vocab. Thanks for attending my lecture 🫡

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Ten English pounds to get an ID photo taken these days?! Good god 😮‍💨

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“I am large, I contain multitudes” (from ‘Song of Myself’ by Walt Whitman). People rarely experience emotions one at a time – and sometimes what we feel can seem contradictory. It’s a normal part of being human – embrace your complexity 💙

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What do you mean we have to do our annual CPR training tomorrow when it’s gonna be 25°C? 😭🥵😭🥵😭😡

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For those in need of a smile, a reminder that one 19th-century name for a penguin was ‘arsefoot’.

submitted 14 days ago • 58 comments

Stop putting pistachios in everything. Stop it. Stop ruining perfectly good products with that green filth. Stop trying to make everything a trend.

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“Bloody hell I thought they were just advertising rigor mortis on TV, but it was Rick and Morty” My mother, who claims she doesn’t need her hearing tested. 🙉

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Turns out, if you eat your lunch at 11.15am, you will be in the throes of starvation by 5pm. 🫠 💀

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You know when you go to change your profile photo on a website and it says - upload photo or take photo? Who the hell is just taking a photo there and then and uploading it? Serial killer behaviour IMO.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Cc/Max Verstappen #F1

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It’s absolutely boiling tonight 🥵 even the wind is warm that’s blowing through the window. Hideous.

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Repost with 5 shows you could (and do) watch over and over - Stath Lets Flats Inside No 9 Friday Night Dinner Derry Girls Back

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My appetite woke up this morning and chose violence. Seems my body is very angry at a whole week of about 500 cals a day, if that. Hurray for feeling better!

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Things to add to my obsessions thanks to endless TikTok doomscrolling from my deathbed - • mudlarking • chaos gardening • pearl oyster openings I forgot how utterly rancid Covid is, how long it lasts for me and how hard it goes at my immune system. You’d think the 3rd time would be milder. Nope. 💀

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“Why has dad got two lifeguards with him at the hot tub?” “Oh he pressed a button that he thought was for the jets but it was the emergency help button” 👌🏻🫠

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Cheers m’dears 🥂

submitted 55 days ago • 1 comment

Just had to do a 4am fridge run to get some insulin. And well, it’s in the same drawer as the cheese. What’s a girl to do? #cheesetax

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I just got myself a husband at the car wash, he opened the door to clean inside the footwell, leaned right into my face (almost nose to nose) and went “helloooo, hello, beautiful lady, beautiful” 😂😂😂 At least my car would always be clean 🤷🏼‍♀️ 🧽

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Survived the hottest May Day on record ✌🏻

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Just a gentle reminder for those on antidepressants in this heat 🔥 Not everyone knows this, so please share to spread the word ❤️

submitted 59 days ago • 9 comments

Absolutely boiling but I’ve had to shut the window because when I came to bed there was a spider on the window frame ready to come inside and kill me. So I’ll have to slowly braise to death overnight 🥵🥵🥵

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Had an appointment with a diabetes nurse practitioner today. Never spoken to her before. We chat for a while and then she goes, “so with regards to family planning, do you have any aspirations in the near future?”

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Feels a bit weird going back to work tomorrow when there was a terrorist on the loose not 100 metres from the front door yesterday afternoon. All feels a bit surreal and strange. Thinking of the two ladies who were horrifically injured during the attack. 🤍🤍

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Do you think these big state funerals have a wrap party? Everyone back to the Sistine chapel for sausage rolls and vol-au-vents?

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Honestly, nothing humbles you more than seeing yourself on your doorbell cam. 👺

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Here’s a poem for Earth Day. It’s called ‘Birdsong’.

submitted 68 days ago • 6 comments

Awwww, Eddie Gray getting choked up watching Harry make his debut ❤️ #LUFC 💛💙💛

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Truss has completed her shift as the Grim Reaper. The baton has now passed to Vance.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Oscar is a better person than me because I would take my helmet off and lob it at Max as hard as I could

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Max Verstappen is a dirty, cheating bastard - pass it on

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Started and finished the whole series of ‘The Stolen Girl’ tonight. Good story but too much of it was revealed along the way and all of the ‘twists’ were obvious, nothing came as a surprise at all. And too many side plots that didn’t go anywhere - Fred’s fisticuffs with his client,

submitted 70 days ago • 1 comment

🤷🏼‍♀️🧀

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Least shocking story of the day.

submitted 72 days ago • 96 comments

I don’t know what’s in the water, but there’s an extra level of unhingedness in people today 🤡

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Such a weird weird bunch of people on Celeb BB this year. Why are so many of them obsessed with Chris and JoJo getting all the airtime? People with personality get airtime. Sitting, drinking tea and moaning all day doesn’t make for good content. Up your own game, instead of criticising theirs. ✌🏻

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I saw the most horrific roadkill scene on my way to work this morning. Still can’t fathom out how the poor animal had ended up in that state, unless a meteor hit it at 300mph. Not the nicest way to start the week. 😞

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Max is learning that snitches get stitches, or is his case they get a completely undriveable car 😂😂😂 #F1

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