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skogkronet.bsky.social
just a big stinker from the Canadian prairies
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Wars reward.

“Bustin’ makes me feel good”

All the Americans in my feed: Phew, good job Canada! Rest easy! All the Canadians in my feed: many stressful things are happening on several fronts

We're getting pizza and I'm obsessed with this slightly broken mural that used to be about eating with your hands but now it reads like Saruman's manifesto

usually I'm like "there is no god" but then i get on a porch swing and I'm like "ehhh, maybe"

I was a little worried, actually. Thanks

Currently: rubbing my greedy little hands together in anticipation

Full meme credit to HerkyJerkyMMA on the Oblivion subreddit btw!

...furthermore, I cannot believe I found out that the pope died through a meme

Art.

I'm so relieved it wasn't just a massive troll :')

...I really thought I'd be rushing home after work today to install the Oblivion remaster lol

I need to stop window shopping on Poshmark when I'm meant to be saving money. Very dangerous.

I love sketching Kīrolisks, because it starts as an asemic mark and I have to look for the entity within it. 😌 (Borrowed from my Patreon where I post weekly sketches, notes, etc: www.patreon.com/helveticablanc )

I am so bored of winter food. Yearning for fresh garden tomatoes and just working the grill at any old whim during the extended daylight hours...soon :)

I handle fentanyl daily at work and I am telling you that you can rub it all over your body and be fine!

I usually don't care about banana bread very much, but this recipe is so nice! I added dark chocolate chips, because dates and chocolate belong together forever and ever amen

Me: disses Karens Also me: there is an unusually low amount of wish chips in this bag of Ms. Vickie's >:(

Trying to reduce my caffeine intake to a somewhat reasonable level. Walloped this on my commute to work this morning as a replacement for my usual energy drink. Effective. And fun!

Oh yeah? Cool I'm expecting price controls for food, housing and transportation, regulation of the telecoms companies, clean water on all reserves, protection of workers' right to strike... oh no sorry he just means he's gonna make it more expensive to buy products from the US

One of the largest Tesla dealerships incinerated and being investigated for arson. Hm. Aren't Teslas known for spontaneously catching fire anyway? I don't think there's any need to over-analyze the obvious. Especially if the rest of the dealerships across the planet are burned to the ground :)

Love this behind the scenes video!! Dead of course is doing the most!

I am going to be without my Venlafaxine RX for a minimum of two days because of a screw up with the pharmacy. The fright running through my body nearly has my hair on end.

Nikolay Tolmachev, Wounded II, 2020 #moodboard

Whenever I put to action the thought of "I don't feel like working out today, I'll just do a little pilates jam and be done with it" I am served a rather large helping of humble pie. I suppose I like the taste, because I have been eating quite a lot of it lately.

I had been having these unsettling nightmares for months where, in my dream, I would wake up with my teeth feeling "out of place". I would then run to my bathroom mirror, and when I'd open my mouth to check it out, all of my teeth would shatter and fall into the sink. Same exact dream. Every time.

Every game should let you "pet the dog" but every game should have to come up with a new action that isn't pet and a new object that isn't dog. Can you feed the worms? Can you nuzzle the snakes? Can you wave at the shadows across the moor? Can you slurp the juice? Can you raise the sluice?