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I've updated these a bit and have added two sections - for astrologically mundane days and for when there's a bad moon risin. Here's your fortune on days when there's a bad moon a-risin and you happened to have been born under an ominous sign:

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ABOLISH ICE new pixel piece and free-only phone/banner sets (links below)

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Dude, they're giving your rival the choicest cuts of meat. What are you waiting for? #NoKings

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Let's focus on supporting each other this year. Indie authors, publishers, magazines & editors need to stay connected! Keep yourself integrated into the SFFH world by reading Locus! Support our nonprofit and help us create the network we all deserve... https://locusmag.com/

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gm

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Instead of having object permanence issues I'm forgetting whether objects are animate or not and it's so much better.

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"What part of 'Nevermore' ain’t you gettin?"

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I'm trying to train my AI to get me a beer from the fridge, but it keeps bringing me a damn bear on a ledge!

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training my chatgpt by making it watch all the Short Circuit Movies in an endless loop

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Your Honor, my client merely brought The Funk - surely they cannot be held responsible for what others did with The Funk once they had it, too.

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Anyone else notice how while the rest of the population is generally looking far better as they age, the super wealthy all look like they're wearing half-melted masks of themselves bc of all the plastic surgeries? Anyway: lol

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Satan tempting Jesus out in the desert

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I don't talk about it much because I do want to keep some secrets. But I'm actually a pretty big car guy. I know so much about cars it's crazy, and to prove it I'll let you in on a little known fact: The PT in PT Cruiser stands for poon tang

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How I take criticism

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2020s evergreen fortune cookie:

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We did want the funk..

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girl, you make all the Chester Baxters worth it

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Your Honor, my client merely brought The Funk - surely they cannot be held responsible for what others did with The Funk once they had it, too.

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training my chatgpt by making it watch all the Short Circuit Movies in an endless loop

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"Bluesky is dead." Meanwhile on Bluesky:

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BREAKING NEWS: The Astronaut On The Moon Has Just Been Eaten By a Giant Floating Space Dog Head!

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I'm trying to train my AI to get me a beer from the fridge, but it keeps bringing me a damn bear on a ledge!

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Universe: Hey, God, how you been? Up for some craps? God: Not after last time, no way man. Never again, Universe, not with you anyway.

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shaking my head in disappointment, disbelief, and dismay "I left my wallet in El Segundo - for THIS!"

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shaking my head in disappointment, disbelief, and dismay "I left my wallet in El Segundo - for THIS!"

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Irish Rover - Boat Purist & Bad Time Purist

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Universe: Hey, God, how you been? Up for some craps? God: Not after last time, no way man. Never again, Universe, not with you anyway.

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The way I see it, the best way for people to think I'm normal and witty is to keep telling them how normal and witty I am.

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oh, nevermind - they just got home...

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There's this famous story about how when Stephen Fry was narrating the 1st Harry Potter book, he had trouble saying, "Harry pocketed it." So he asked JKR if she would change it. She said No and then subsequently put it into Every Single Book. What I'm saying is that she's always been a bitch.

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You; uncultured and unsophisticated: “Bum crack” Me; suave, stylish, debonair:

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"you miss 100% of the shots you don't take" is such a loser mindset. Bro, I NEVER miss any of my imaginary shots. 💪

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Don't point at fish, it's rude

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I got you covered if you were: born under an auspicious sign born under an ominous sign born under a foreboding sign born under a most auspicious sign (pretty sweet) born under a perplexing sign and even if you were born under a sign most mundane! Check out what Fate has Decreed for Thee!

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I got you covered if you were: born under an auspicious sign born under an ominous sign born under a foreboding sign born under a most auspicious sign (pretty sweet) born under a perplexing sign and even if you were born under a sign most mundane! Check out what Fate has Decreed for Thee!

I've updated these a bit and have added two sections - for astrologically mundane days and for when there's a bad moon risin. Here's your fortune on days when there's a bad moon a-risin and you happened to have been born under an ominous sign:

ABOLISH ICE new pixel piece and free-only phone/banner sets (links below)

Dude, they're giving your rival the choicest cuts of meat. What are you waiting for? #NoKings

Let's focus on supporting each other this year. Indie authors, publishers, magazines & editors need to stay connected! Keep yourself integrated into the SFFH world by reading Locus! Support our nonprofit and help us create the network we all deserve... https://locusmag.com/

gm

Instead of having object permanence issues I'm forgetting whether objects are animate or not and it's so much better.

"What part of 'Nevermore' ain’t you gettin?"

I'm trying to train my AI to get me a beer from the fridge, but it keeps bringing me a damn bear on a ledge!

training my chatgpt by making it watch all the Short Circuit Movies in an endless loop

Your Honor, my client merely brought The Funk - surely they cannot be held responsible for what others did with The Funk once they had it, too.

Anyone else notice how while the rest of the population is generally looking far better as they age, the super wealthy all look like they're wearing half-melted masks of themselves bc of all the plastic surgeries? Anyway: lol

Satan tempting Jesus out in the desert

I don't talk about it much because I do want to keep some secrets. But I'm actually a pretty big car guy. I know so much about cars it's crazy, and to prove it I'll let you in on a little known fact: The PT in PT Cruiser stands for poon tang

How I take criticism

2020s evergreen fortune cookie:

We did want the funk..

girl, you make all the Chester Baxters worth it

Your Honor, my client merely brought The Funk - surely they cannot be held responsible for what others did with The Funk once they had it, too.

training my chatgpt by making it watch all the Short Circuit Movies in an endless loop

"Bluesky is dead." Meanwhile on Bluesky:

BREAKING NEWS: The Astronaut On The Moon Has Just Been Eaten By a Giant Floating Space Dog Head!

I'm trying to train my AI to get me a beer from the fridge, but it keeps bringing me a damn bear on a ledge!

Universe: Hey, God, how you been? Up for some craps? God: Not after last time, no way man. Never again, Universe, not with you anyway.

shaking my head in disappointment, disbelief, and dismay "I left my wallet in El Segundo - for THIS!"

shaking my head in disappointment, disbelief, and dismay "I left my wallet in El Segundo - for THIS!"

Irish Rover - Boat Purist & Bad Time Purist

Universe: Hey, God, how you been? Up for some craps? God: Not after last time, no way man. Never again, Universe, not with you anyway.

The way I see it, the best way for people to think I'm normal and witty is to keep telling them how normal and witty I am.

oh, nevermind - they just got home...

There's this famous story about how when Stephen Fry was narrating the 1st Harry Potter book, he had trouble saying, "Harry pocketed it." So he asked JKR if she would change it. She said No and then subsequently put it into Every Single Book. What I'm saying is that she's always been a bitch.

You; uncultured and unsophisticated: “Bum crack” Me; suave, stylish, debonair:

"you miss 100% of the shots you don't take" is such a loser mindset. Bro, I NEVER miss any of my imaginary shots. 💪

Don't point at fish, it's rude

I got you covered if you were: born under an auspicious sign born under an ominous sign born under a foreboding sign born under a most auspicious sign (pretty sweet) born under a perplexing sign and even if you were born under a sign most mundane! Check out what Fate has Decreed for Thee!

I got you covered if you were: born under an auspicious sign born under an ominous sign born under a foreboding sign born under a most auspicious sign (pretty sweet) born under a perplexing sign and even if you were born under a sign most mundane! Check out what Fate has Decreed for Thee!

this sounds like the opening narration for a nostalgia TV show

one man's goof is another man's troop

I make that exact face when someone interrupts my morning routine, too.