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doomer with a heart of gold he/him I'm putting together a little project called Generation Apocalypse Webzine, follow it at: @genpox.bsky.social (the account is run by my daughter Leslie) & check it out at: genpox.com
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She pretends the camera isn't there because she's a god damn professional.

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Man we haven’t even hit the water wars yet and already we’re worried about nukes.

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i run the fake mott the hoople account, AltTheYoungDudes

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how i feel about stealing bread from the mouth of decadence

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Back on my bullshit* *in a field planting tiny flags in every mound of cow poop I find

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just like everything else from the early 2000s, some of the bro humor definitely did not age well, but overall Greg the Bunny was one of the funniest shows ever. & tbh anything with Eugene Levy is pretty much guaranteed to rock

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I never lived in a Golden Age before, so I guess it's kinda cool to be living in one now. I just wish it was something a little bit better than The Golden Age Of Depression & Hopelessness, but what ya gonna do?

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gm to all my fellow acceptable losses in waiting

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We’re two days away from our last boarding call for manuscripts that want to be a part of the next issue of #SciFanSat! Send your works of Science Fiction, Fantasy, and More to us before submissions close on June 19th at scifansat.com/landing.html! #SFF #AmWritingScifi #AmWritingFantasy

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In an alternate universe where Muppets are real and are an oppressed group, someone made this exact same thumbnail.

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If they ever decided to merge North & South Carolina, I’d be cool calling the new state Just Carolina, but I’m going to insist that if we merge Dakotas we call the resulting state Both Dakotas.

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its my birthday guys

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This is so fucked

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my dude looks like he's halfway through animorphing into a toad

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everyone who has voted for the winning US president since 1980 shouldn't be allowed to voice their political opinions in public

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life hack: if you deny the existence of sin then you are technically allowed to throw rocks at anyone

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sitting in the cuck chair while your wife has her way with all the vowels, especially y

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friends with benefits but the benefits are they always laugh at your jokes and share little snacks with you

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Remember when W almost got taken out by a pretzel? We need more of that.

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these two were the first influencers

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I can't imagine being this lucky, just getting to skip over all this

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this is the mayor of the post-apocalyptic barter town I bring my scavenged wares to for trade

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level of stoned:

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*sitting around the table chatting at a Chinese restaurant after the meal celebrating my grandma's 96th birthday* "Here, grandma, let me read you your fortune" "ok, dear" "Your boundless energy and selfless attitude will bring you great success..." "oh, that's nice dear" "...in bed"

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people should go back to having descriptive last names

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alternate reality where the only thing left in Pandora's box was The Funk

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Obviously credit reports suck and should be got rid of yesterday, but what about Cringe Reports? Just a way to let others know stuff like if you've ever owned a cyber truck or sincerely bragged about your sexual prowess online. Stuff like that.

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Rich Dad, Pour Dad a book for cannibal mixologists

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focusing on Trump is like trying to get the lounge singer on the Titanic fired when it's already at "rich people are using doors as life rafts" levels of fucked

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anyone got any questions for my mentat?

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this is what AI is taking from us

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me, two hours into watching The Wolf Of Wall Street, noticing the severe lack of finance bros being systematically disembowelled by wolves: Maybe humans HAVE lost the fine art of storytelling...

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Happy Birthday to my daughter Leslie! (she runs the account over @genpox.bsky.social so feel free to send her some bday love 🩷)

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