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“This smells like trouble for Lyndon B Johnson.” -Jake Tapper, probably.

In the spirit of oversimplification I have determined that there are two kinds of people who openly praise god (especially in all-caps): those who are already successful, and those who can never keep it together.

Here's a cheat sheet for whenever you read an old sci-fi author

Yes. The Saturn rocket which sent the first men to the Moon worked without incident on its first test flight.

If these were Republicans Trump would be selling Soylent Gold and Tapper would be pushing his new book, “Original Sin: Hot Sins! Part Deux”.

This Liberal Clout Man should have a sexy bi-sexual mother who learned to teach Calculus to capybaras, and he uses recycled ammo when he hunts, and eats everything he hunts alive.

Everyone who is under going cancer treatment in Congress please raise their hands.

He will be next in charge of the crew.

Jewish friend of mine is in construction. No one around him knows he's a Jew. They're MAGA, though. He told me yesterday, "Couple times a week, the guys on site will say how an owner 'must be a Jew' or someone acted 'just like a Jew.'" That's the real antisemitism. Not students protesting genocide.

Ask yourself why every single Democrat isn’t doing this every opportunity they get

BREAKING: new book by Jake Tapper to be called “Food Poisoning Scandal on the Titanic”.

There’s a good chance there’s a Jake Tapper pee tape out there. 🤮🤮🤮

I love this game. Republicans will propose a ridiculous number, and Democrats will respond with an absurd counter proposal. Seven million will probably be cut.

Fundamentally, what we need to get through all of this is a global, transcendental shift in how we approach problem solving. And the key word is “transcendental” because I don’t know what this means.

The reality is America gave up after Sandy Hook so too many people don’t have a clue what David Hogg has been doing all these years.

The airplane washroom consumes the pooper and transubstantiation occurs.

I wrote a whole book because I don’t have the balls to tell my racist relative to shut the fuck up.

I’m going to assume Elon will claim he founded prop comedy.

The boredom and smell will be sanctified.

The old, drunken proverb: “Revenge is a piss of glass.”

Elon Musk is not “spiking the birth rate.” He is just losing interest. Just like he lost interest with each of his companies, and now government. (1/2)

“At one point, I said to [Trump], ‘you’re scaring people. Do you really want to be scaring your own citizens so much?,'” he recalled. “And I know now you’re all saying, ‘and what did he say to that?’ Honestly, I don’t remember” -Bill Maher, rich white guy.

Brospeak: a pissing contest disguised as a dubiously informed conversation.

And we failed to go after politicians and eat the rich. Don’t make the same mistake.

Me: Posts a painting I made of Mac Miller and gets a copyright strike and post taken down. Meta/Chat GPT/Midjourney; Rips off thousands of artists and directly copies/trains datasets on Studio Ghibli ~ Literally nothing happens and they are applauded for being "innovative." Make it make sense.