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“This smells like trouble for Lyndon B Johnson.” -Jake Tapper, probably.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

In the spirit of oversimplification I have determined that there are two kinds of people who openly praise god (especially in all-caps): those who are already successful, and those who can never keep it together.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Here's a cheat sheet for whenever you read an old sci-fi author

submitted 15 days ago • 102 comments

Yes. The Saturn rocket which sent the first men to the Moon worked without incident on its first test flight.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

If these were Republicans Trump would be selling Soylent Gold and Tapper would be pushing his new book, “Original Sin: Hot Sins! Part Deux”.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

This Liberal Clout Man should have a sexy bi-sexual mother who learned to teach Calculus to capybaras, and he uses recycled ammo when he hunts, and eats everything he hunts alive.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone who is under going cancer treatment in Congress please raise their hands.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

He will be next in charge of the crew.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Jewish friend of mine is in construction. No one around him knows he's a Jew. They're MAGA, though. He told me yesterday, "Couple times a week, the guys on site will say how an owner 'must be a Jew' or someone acted 'just like a Jew.'" That's the real antisemitism. Not students protesting genocide.

submitted 25 days ago • 8 comments

Ask yourself why every single Democrat isn’t doing this every opportunity they get

submitted 27 days ago • 10 comments

BREAKING: new book by Jake Tapper to be called “Food Poisoning Scandal on the Titanic”.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

There’s a good chance there’s a Jake Tapper pee tape out there. 🤮🤮🤮

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I love this game. Republicans will propose a ridiculous number, and Democrats will respond with an absurd counter proposal. Seven million will probably be cut.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Fundamentally, what we need to get through all of this is a global, transcendental shift in how we approach problem solving. And the key word is “transcendental” because I don’t know what this means.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

The reality is America gave up after Sandy Hook so too many people don’t have a clue what David Hogg has been doing all these years.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

The airplane washroom consumes the pooper and transubstantiation occurs.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

I wrote a whole book because I don’t have the balls to tell my racist relative to shut the fuck up.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

I’m going to assume Elon will claim he founded prop comedy.

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The boredom and smell will be sanctified.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

The old, drunken proverb: “Revenge is a piss of glass.”

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Elon Musk is not “spiking the birth rate.” He is just losing interest. Just like he lost interest with each of his companies, and now government. (1/2)

submitted 51 days ago • 1 comment

“At one point, I said to [Trump], ‘you’re scaring people. Do you really want to be scaring your own citizens so much?,'” he recalled. “And I know now you’re all saying, ‘and what did he say to that?’ Honestly, I don’t remember” -Bill Maher, rich white guy.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Brospeak: a pissing contest disguised as a dubiously informed conversation.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

And we failed to go after politicians and eat the rich. Don’t make the same mistake.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Me: Posts a painting I made of Mac Miller and gets a copyright strike and post taken down. Meta/Chat GPT/Midjourney; Rips off thousands of artists and directly copies/trains datasets on Studio Ghibli ~ Literally nothing happens and they are applauded for being "innovative." Make it make sense.

submitted 76 days ago • 5 comments