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slamarchy.bsky.social
Manspread✯Mansplain✯Manslaughter Mince, Hardcore, Fighting games SATX
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I'm in my crossover thrash era.

getting approved for overtime :) working overtime :(

flushing my meds down the toilet. to save Israel

Shopping for Nike sneakers is impossible because I would wear like 90% of the shoes they release

F to Switch 2 stream

The new Skrillex album is a banger

50 hours in 5 days, 3am every day, and helping family with yard stuff after work half the days I'm exhausted, but now I got a 3 day weekend

My girl comes home smelling like BBQ now the perfect woman

I get my first George Foreman grill for my bday and then he fucking DIES?

I thrifted some Nike sweatpants for $7 and they had $10 in the pocket💸👖

I recently gave Cyberpunk 2077 a second try. How do they make such a cool world into such a bland game.

I have no idea what kind of band xclocktowerx is at this point but i’m here for it

Kill me

Just learned from one of his friends that George Lowe, voice of the titular character from Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, has died. R.I.P., George

New month, new monkey.

What fighting game character/player duos come to mind for you?

49% of Troy was like "they tried to kill us yesterday" but 51 were chanting HORSE! HORSE! really loud

Good news: got my first Victory Royale of the new Fortnite season Bad news: the new season is kinda ass

First Fortnite match in the new apartment was a Victory Royale lfg

@slamarchy.bsky.social showed up at our front door with a rose between his teeth, a bottle of wine, my favorite food and chocolate covered strawberries. Truly a sight to behold.

We did it 🥲🩷

master has given dobby a pink sock

Nothing is worse than needing to poop during your lunch break

Zulu ska album when?

You know how they were saying this would be the most important election of our lifetimes? I'm starting to think they were right.

I’M FINALLY MOVED OUT WITH BELLA AND BACK IN SAN ANTONIO

We got Serena Williams cripwalkimg before GTA6

KENDRICK JUST NOW

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

So on Bluesky, I can write: FUCK MARK ZUCKERBERG FUCK ELON MUSK FUCK DONALD TRUMP FUCK NAZIS And I’m not gonna get a violation?

This is the last fucking straw, if Ye has a million haters I'm one of them. If he has one hater it's me. If he has 0 haters I have died. If the world is against Ye, I am with the world. If the world is for Ye, I am against the world

Work letting me off early when I need it most 🙌🏼

i’ve been listening to the grateful dead since i was kid mainly because i want to hear how this song ends

Idk if it's the soreness from work or the stress of moving but I'm craving spicy right now and drinking hot sauce from the bottle is doing nothing to me

when they censored crazy frog's penis

Sriracha Honey hot sauce, my beloved

I need Haunted Chocolatier NOW

I thought my sense of rhythm was so good until I started trying to record drums lmao

my gf sent me 5 sexy pics and it felt like I just opened a godpack

Slam bands make the worst merch possible

*between sobs* this song is a war crime holy fucking shit my wife recently left me

when shit feels particularly bad i remember a concert i went to for the band RIOTNINE where they got a room full of trans people screaming “DEATH BEFORE DETRANSITION”. it was and still is one of the most moving moments in my life and it’s been on my mind today