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Girl Dad 👧Soccer Dad ⚽️ Dog Dad 🐶Reluctant Grownup 🤷🏻‍♂️ Woke yet usually tired 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Eventual Sci-fi Author 👽 Sports Lunatic 🏈🏒⛳️⚾️ Trying to get in touch w my Emojions 😀😭🥺🤬🤢 Sober 5️⃣ yrs and counting 🤘
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To be fair, “a few months” currently FEELS a lot longer than it should. Like… ALOT longer. www.reuters.com/world/us-str... US strikes may have set back Iran nuclear program only months, sources say | Reuters

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Yesterday: 🍊🤡 “😭😭😭 I don’t have enough Nobel Peace Prizes😭😭😭 Today: 🇮🇷💣 🇮🇷💣 🇮🇷💣 Just another day of this insanity. 👁️Ⓜ️🍑 (That’s emoji for “impeach”)

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

🚨 DAD JOKE INCOMING🚨 Even the tanks didn’t want to be at the parade today. When asked if they wanted to be in it, their response was “No Tanks”. You can use this one whenever you want. Just be warned: people will think it’s so funny they won’t even laugh. Happens to me all the time.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Hey anyone got any pics of the crowd at the wannabe dicktator’s parade today? Oh there wasn’t a crowd? Nvr mind.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

The amount of times per day I get that “Frank Grimes” feeling when dealing with the insanity and stupidity of what’s going on and the people that support it has gone up exponentially over the last few months.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Today pretty much signals that our once great country has legitimately jumped the shark. I know I know it probably happened already but holy moly this pretty much seals the deal.

submitted 92 days ago • 1 comment

☘️ 💙 Add some new accounts to follow!!

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover.

submitted 101 days ago • 1 comment

If you know anyone who is ok with this, then you know someone who is awful. The cruelty and hatred is off the charts, and they still praise Jesus and claim to be Christians. I hope the ones pulling the strings and the ones who get off on this get judged harshly. www.nbcnews.com/news/latino/...

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments