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Should have already retired but I still love what I do. No DMs please. victoria favet parato
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submitted 17 days ago • 765 comments

"Honey, could you take his devices and remotes, then tell him he won't be allowed in the Oval Office tomorrow if he doesn't go to sleep." - America

submitted 16 days ago • 78 comments

Did anyone really think that electing a convicted felon and sexual predator would somehow lead America into a new era of promise? The TACO bell is ringing loudly and we're still only 5 months into the shit show.

submitted 16 days ago • 83 comments

Well, that oughta do it…

submitted 29 days ago • 28 comments

submitted 31 days ago • 28 comments

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submitted 31 days ago • 16 comments

New American Pope Definitely Doesn’t Sound Supportive Of MAGA!

submitted 31 days ago • 106 comments

BREAKING: A massive ship carrying 200 people just hit the Brooklyn Bridge. According to the New York Post, Three people are in critical condition, and about a dozen others are seriously injured.

submitted 30 days ago • 165 comments

Not many people know this, but the song 8675309 is actually threatening people who live in the zip code 75309

submitted 31 days ago • 766 comments

Add this to your word of the day collection

submitted 37 days ago • 7 comments

Directions: Turn left at the vending machine, go past the dignity you lost in the gown, and straight into BOOB.

submitted 38 days ago • 21 comments

Too funny😂😂😂

submitted 37 days ago • 26 comments

submitted 38 days ago • 62 comments

Nostradumbass Speaks.

submitted 38 days ago • 2 comments

Remember this when Republicans tell you they're "the Party of patriots.

submitted 39 days ago • 4 comments

Today isn't the happiest or the saddest day of my life. But it feels like the most important. I kept my promise to the best girl there ever was 🥰 🙏

submitted 39 days ago • 94 comments

Dutch government reaction to Mango Mussolini trying to buy Greenland

submitted 45 days ago • 17 comments

Looked up skills needed to be Pope. 0 for 12 is really impressive you 🍊 fk!

submitted 44 days ago • 13 comments

Also, remember Kent State.

submitted 44 days ago • 25 comments

Maybe that Bible has some good points after all!!!

submitted 45 days ago • 84 comments

🐧🐧🐧

submitted 53 days ago • 14 comments

submitted 54 days ago • 9 comments

submitted 54 days ago • 6 comments

I’m a huge fan of Grogu! And, duct tape!

submitted 59 days ago • 5 comments

if olive oil is made from olives, then what is baby oil made from?

submitted 58 days ago • 9 comments

Snort

submitted 58 days ago • 64 comments

Staple this to RFK Jr’s forehead.

submitted 59 days ago • 394 comments

Sure Happy It’s Thursday! What song is stuck in your head right now? #EarWorm

submitted 61 days ago • 306 comments

Sadly yes

submitted 63 days ago • 790 comments

submitted 71 days ago • 12 comments