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Tim, thank you. Thank you, Tim. I'll let you know if I see the revolutionary guard seize the space tower at the fairgrounds you dumb Nebraskan fuck.

They should make me mayor of NYC. They have great water treatment facilities. I know they make children's animated films into expensive plays there. I've read both Spider-man AND Daredevil comics. Someone made me watch a Woody Allen movie once.

Assembling wedding booty

wait for the punchline

Fully locked up the brakes on my ancient Suzuki Sidekick at highway speed yesterday & didn't die.

Saw a trailer for the new Aronofsky movie the last time I was at the theater. Abysmal stuff. When it comes out, it may be the final nail in the coffin for original films worldwide.

Made some yaka mein and some spam & egg sandwiches for dinner. Good shit.

Down at the music biopic factory slowly increasing the boring and white levels.

I'm sealing myself inside a cave and meditating until I summon a new job.

She's under the rug again

Sorry if I'm not commenting or faving specific things it seems like I normally would. I have an international flight coming up & the tickets were very expensive.

I wonder what crazy guy who made those aardvark comics thinks about all this...

Sometimes I'll read an extremely over-long article about a modern band I've never heard of & the article will be called something like: Are Garbage Taxi Still Moshcore or Something Greater? Then I'll listen to their top track on Spotify for 10 seconds & its the worst shit anyone's ever recorded.

Favorite people on this site are the ones who reply to any horrible news story by saying "They should sue!"

Shame the local famous chef is such a scumbag. I really liked that "elevated" Spam sandwich.

The cat is very determined to eat my wedding ring

If the guy made it to SD he will be in the wind awhile. Plenty of space to hide, like-minded people, and the most inept law enforcement agents the world has ever seen.

I will say it's still very strange being in a place where things happen after spending so much of my life in a place where nothing happens (other than some of the most evil people quietly gestating)

Bleak

Weekend sighted

I was all in on getting some more tattoos, but attempting to communicate to the artists via email or Instagram is proving far too annoying.

Kristi Noem’s plastic surgeon

Somehow, everything bad that's happening in the world feels like it's my fault specifically. This is probably due to prolonged exposure to Catholicism over the weekend.

Cool guy

Forgot how bad season 5 of Justified is.