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Happy pride month

submitted 3 days ago • 14 comments

lmao

submitted 13 hours ago • 2 comments

Some of y’all can’t handle two high-agency males getting at it, and it really shows

submitted 13 hours ago • 6 comments

Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

submitted 14 hours ago • 3 comments

And that, children, is the art of the deal.

submitted 15 hours ago • 14 comments

Just passed a guy out in his backyard, spraying down the interior of a beer fridge. He wouldn’t let me continue walking until I finished singing a “Fortunate Son” duet with him. Summer has returned to America.

submitted 15 hours ago • 5 comments

We’re also at the stage where good text-to-video models can make one of indistinguishable quality. Elon has access to these (hell, I do) so even if he doesn’t have the pee tape, he could release a fake that fools most people, which is a real variable here.

submitted 16 hours ago • 4 comments

Pretty disappointed in how many of you let a shiny object like the President and the world's wealthiest man arguing in public distract you from New Nintendo

submitted 16 hours ago • 9 comments

This is the best day ever to be in a group chat with people who aren’t online. They react to every piece of breaking news about the beef like you’re Paul Revere.

submitted 18 hours ago • 292 comments

submitted 16 hours ago • 2 comments

My sources say the death penalty, for espionage, being considered for Elon Musk. I am pro-life and take no pleasure in reporting this.

submitted 16 hours ago • 2 comments

I think Musk is about to find out just how little money has to do with power.

submitted 17 hours ago • 2 comments

Who up engaging in phallocentric dialogue with the boys?

submitted 18 hours ago • 7 comments

How the hell are people looking at Elon explicitly stating the (probable) mechanism of Russia's control over Trump and scoffing? Jeff Epstein's lifestyle was a management fee.

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

Musk doesn't bring up the Epstein files if this is kayfabe

submitted 18 hours ago • 6 comments

submitted 19 hours ago • 5 comments

elon and trump are meeting outside uniqlo on sunday 5pm. 3251 20th Ave, San Francisco, CA, 94132

submitted 19 hours ago • 128 comments

I see the wisdom in this more every day

submitted 19 hours ago • 2 comments

lol someone is gonna finally leak that Elon has over 100 biological children and this is going to get weeeirrrddd

submitted 19 hours ago • 2 comments

Due to global warming, Meltdown May is now five days longer.

submitted 20 hours ago • 16 comments

And just who is going to explain this to grok?

submitted 19 hours ago • 4 comments

This all gets even better: crypto is getting lit up.

submitted 20 hours ago • 26 comments

A source has just given me this photograph depicting Elon Musk stepping out onto the balcony of the SpaceX launch center.

submitted 20 hours ago • 19 comments

gentleman, gentleman, please, there's no need for this! you are both in the epstein files.

submitted 20 hours ago • 79 comments

sometimes I regret warping my brain being so online. but not today. oh no, not today.

submitted 20 hours ago • 29 comments