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slowpuke.bsky.social
twitch streamer. i play games and watch reality tv https://linktr.ee/slowpuke
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Kept making a weird noise with my mouth this morning and it scared the fuck out of Lilo lol

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Ouuughhpgppphh pictures of me

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Gnawing on the Peculiar Meatloaf tn

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Switchin over to TLC now and continuing 90 day fiance www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive

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We’re fuckin live! www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive

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Parents visiting got me doin dumb shit why tf am i lint rolling the placemats bro

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my buddy sent me this from nanning, which is presumably one of china’s most supple and moisturized cities

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TONIGHT ON STREAM: • Watching magicians with @bosh.worstpossible.world from 6-8 pm est • Continuing 90 day fiance: The Other Way from 8-10 est

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Pacino has been super fluffy lately

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Got this DM last night and I’m mad this is something that I didn’t write myself. It is so fucking good

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GRAHHHHH TLC tuesday is either delayed OR MAYBE cancelled because i have to get a last minute manicure for work. Lol

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Hell yeah, man

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Playing Desperate Housewives: The Video Game!! www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive

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Putting an eraser on Pacino

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Wang Chung Lovechess

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I’m hanging the hell out and playing Oblivion Remastered www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive

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Nathan Fielder The Rehearsal Geordie Greep The Magician AMV

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Small change, the Pirates of the Caribbean game is very fucked and I don’t know how to fix it. I’ll keep trying to troubleshoot, but i have Desperate Housewives: The Game as backup.

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No one cared about this when I was saying it live so I’m archiving it forever and forcing everyone to listen to how good of a concept this is.

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I wish there was a section on Twitch where it was okay to stream porno games because last night I played Age of Egypt: Lovechess and laughed so hard my head hurt. It’s just chess but all the pieces are nude folk and when a piece gets taken it plays a 45 second long unskippable sex animation

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My cousin is turning 9 and this is her birthday cake

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Hi buddy

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Very overwhelmed by Shopper’s frozen pizza selection. Doing far too much

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Wondering what it’s like to watch QVC for 3 hours straight? www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive

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Make sure your RPG battle transitions, scene composition, and attack animations are at least as cool as this Taiwanese DOS RPG from 1995

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My phone is suggesting really ugly pictures of my cats

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Me and that $7 turkey and cranberry sandwich from the supermarket

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Had a dream last night that a beige minivan materialized on my balcony and I was really scared of it. I don’t recall anybody getting out, it just remained there.

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iiiiiiiit’s TLC TUESDAY! Continuing 90 day fiance the other way. www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive

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