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slowpuke.bsky.social
twitch streamer. i play games and watch reality tv https://linktr.ee/slowpuke
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It’s day 2 of HITMAN CONTRACTS www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive

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Movie night! Watchin The Minis starring Dennis Rodman with special guest @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social

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I think Americans need to forcefully drug and sedate Linda McMahon and keep her in a wheelchair forever like Vince did

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Sucks being an enjoyer of Supertramp and Hitman. Singing Georgy Porgy’s chorus like “47, tall bald guy, hit the men and make them die”

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not a huge fan of the CIA here but in this case thank you CIA please continue keeping this from me

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Iiiiit’s TLC Tuesday! More 90 day fiance www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive

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Small change. I had to purchase Hitman due to emulation issues and out of principle I’m not buying 2 games for stream in one week. So Thursday will be more Hitman and I’ll get around to Monster Breeder another time.

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This week Chat-About will be at the Sunday night time where we will be joined by the hilarious @slowpuke.bsky.social to talk AFTER HOURS, the great Martin Scorcese dark comedy (and I mean dark - whole damn thing takes place at night!! haha just playin) Sunday June 8, 9pm ET twitch.tv/lord_googoo

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Playing Hitman: Contracts for the first time! I've only played through the newer trilogy and Blood Money. Excited!! www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive

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Some pics

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Oblivion remastered again again again www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive

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I do really like how the final joke of this entire stream was “Andy Richturd”. I’ll be doing a pop quiz on this video live tonight to prove that chat watched it

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I'll be on slowpukes stream on Wednesday watching something called "The Minis". I have been told it is a very normal and regular movie with nothing weird going on.

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Welcome sign Gay, MI

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Me me forgot to post my schedge on Bsky: SUNDAY- Oblivion Remaster day 6 MONDAY- Hitman: Contracts day 1 TUESDAY- TLC Tuesday WEDNESDAY- MOVIE NIGHT! Bringing back a stream favourite. Dennis Rodman stars in THE MINI’S. THURSDAY- THE MONSTER BREEDER. A game where you gotta breed some monsters.

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New fucking VIDEOOOO. Stream edit of my Antiques Roadshow, one of my funniest streams imo. youtu.be/htCRDAPKZoA?...

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Kept making a weird noise with my mouth this morning and it scared the fuck out of Lilo lol

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Ouuughhpgppphh pictures of me

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Gnawing on the Peculiar Meatloaf tn

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Switchin over to TLC now and continuing 90 day fiance www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive

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We’re fuckin live! www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive

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Parents visiting got me doin dumb shit why tf am i lint rolling the placemats bro

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my buddy sent me this from nanning, which is presumably one of china’s most supple and moisturized cities

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TONIGHT ON STREAM: • Watching magicians with @bosh.worstpossible.world from 6-8 pm est • Continuing 90 day fiance: The Other Way from 8-10 est

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Pacino has been super fluffy lately

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Got this DM last night and I’m mad this is something that I didn’t write myself. It is so fucking good

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GRAHHHHH TLC tuesday is either delayed OR MAYBE cancelled because i have to get a last minute manicure for work. Lol

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Hell yeah, man

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Playing Desperate Housewives: The Video Game!! www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive

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Putting an eraser on Pacino

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Wang Chung Lovechess

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I’m hanging the hell out and playing Oblivion Remastered www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive

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Nathan Fielder The Rehearsal Geordie Greep The Magician AMV

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Small change, the Pirates of the Caribbean game is very fucked and I don’t know how to fix it. I’ll keep trying to troubleshoot, but i have Desperate Housewives: The Game as backup.

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

No one cared about this when I was saying it live so I’m archiving it forever and forcing everyone to listen to how good of a concept this is.

submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments