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Lost River Pride was cute. 🥰

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The concept of sexual harassment has endorsed Andrew Cuomo for Mayor.

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they're getting the entire Epstein crew back together for one last job

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I'm not saying that the administration illegally and unilaterally bombed another country on a Saturday night to make sure they could get ahead of things (and catching the Dems asleept) on the complicit Sunday morning media, but I'm not not saying that either.

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EXCLUSIVE — The Onion has a full-page ad in today’s NYT featuring part of an editorial calling out congressional fecklessness towards Trump. They also sent a copy of their latest issue to every lawmaker. My report, with an excerpt from the full editorial: www.thehandbasket.co/p/exclusive-...

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guess i did get a start on my tan lines yesterday ☀️

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I dunno I'm pretty confident eyebrow portrait baby will successfully manage counterterrorism 🤨

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Logging back on to block JD V*nce.

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Sexual predator who who sucks endorses sexual predator who sucks. They're both gonna rot in hell eventually, I just hope it's sooner rather than later.

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when you've got an idea for a banger post

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But her emails

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There’s a good chance Trump just got us into World War III because no one liked his lil’ rinky dink birthday parade.

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Can't have Gen Z protestors if they're shipped to war 🫢

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One lobotomy is not enough to watch the bloodthirsty coverage of this nightmare without going insane.

submitted 18 hours ago • 79 comments

I just know Susan Collins is drafting the sternest letter she’s written in her life

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I can’t fucking believe we’re doing this.

submitted 19 hours ago • 606 comments

Absolute loser behavior.

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I’m sure this notorious psychopath who just unilaterally started a war because he was bored will wind this down with great care.

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Francis Scott Key workshopping the Star Spangled Banner

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"Michael why would you take up vaping at the age of 38?" why not, gonna go up in a mushroom cloud soon enough

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Wow nice letter do something

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WhY cAn’T dEmOcRaTs ImPeAcH hIm AlReAdY!” Buddy do I have bad news for you on who does the impeaching

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every day, my mind flashes back to some insane leftist post how kamala would be just as bad as trump. 😑

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holding the Olympics in the US should be 1000x more controversial than holding them in Sochi: Russia waited a full four days after the games to invade Crimea!

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...CNN somehow already outperforming my expectations

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I hate myself for knowing the answer when asked where I was when WWIII started will be "eating tacos and taking thirst traps"

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Or even more specific: how does anyone who didn’t vote at all or for her respond cogently that her lack of “inspiring them” or “earn their vote” defend this? I’d love to know. Love to hear your position. Inform me to understand why that wasn’t as important as the bald faced facts you disagreed with

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Can’t wait for Dem congressional leadership to quash any talk of impeachment, placing all their chips on midterms, as we experience escalating daily unchecked horrors.

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If we are forced to relive the early 2000s by way of flare jeans and war, can I at least get a return of Philadelphia Cheesecake Snack Bars?

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tight fit ⛓️

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Benson Boone, I underestimated you

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just saw this tweet is still making the rounds on Instagram… Nine years later… we gave the world new ways to dream…

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If it weren’t for all the atrocities, this kind of racist trolling would be almost quaint.

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I’m out here.

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YOU FUCKING CLOWNS I HATE YOU SO MUCH

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Don’t donate money to David Hogg, even if you agree with what he’s saying. He’s very grifty.

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Every afternoon in DC this week ⛈️

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Oop.

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Lost River Pride was cute. 🥰

The concept of sexual harassment has endorsed Andrew Cuomo for Mayor.

they're getting the entire Epstein crew back together for one last job

I'm not saying that the administration illegally and unilaterally bombed another country on a Saturday night to make sure they could get ahead of things (and catching the Dems asleept) on the complicit Sunday morning media, but I'm not not saying that either.

EXCLUSIVE — The Onion has a full-page ad in today’s NYT featuring part of an editorial calling out congressional fecklessness towards Trump. They also sent a copy of their latest issue to every lawmaker. My report, with an excerpt from the full editorial: www.thehandbasket.co/p/exclusive-...

guess i did get a start on my tan lines yesterday ☀️

I dunno I'm pretty confident eyebrow portrait baby will successfully manage counterterrorism 🤨

Logging back on to block JD V*nce.

Sexual predator who who sucks endorses sexual predator who sucks. They're both gonna rot in hell eventually, I just hope it's sooner rather than later.

when you've got an idea for a banger post

But her emails

There’s a good chance Trump just got us into World War III because no one liked his lil’ rinky dink birthday parade.

Can't have Gen Z protestors if they're shipped to war 🫢

One lobotomy is not enough to watch the bloodthirsty coverage of this nightmare without going insane.

I just know Susan Collins is drafting the sternest letter she’s written in her life

I can’t fucking believe we’re doing this.

Absolute loser behavior.

I’m sure this notorious psychopath who just unilaterally started a war because he was bored will wind this down with great care.

Francis Scott Key workshopping the Star Spangled Banner

"Michael why would you take up vaping at the age of 38?" why not, gonna go up in a mushroom cloud soon enough

Wow nice letter do something

WhY cAn’T dEmOcRaTs ImPeAcH hIm AlReAdY!” Buddy do I have bad news for you on who does the impeaching

every day, my mind flashes back to some insane leftist post how kamala would be just as bad as trump. 😑

holding the Olympics in the US should be 1000x more controversial than holding them in Sochi: Russia waited a full four days after the games to invade Crimea!

...CNN somehow already outperforming my expectations

I hate myself for knowing the answer when asked where I was when WWIII started will be "eating tacos and taking thirst traps"

Can’t wait for Dem congressional leadership to quash any talk of impeachment, placing all their chips on midterms, as we experience escalating daily unchecked horrors.

If we are forced to relive the early 2000s by way of flare jeans and war, can I at least get a return of Philadelphia Cheesecake Snack Bars?

tight fit ⛓️

Benson Boone, I underestimated you

just saw this tweet is still making the rounds on Instagram… Nine years later… we gave the world new ways to dream…

If it weren’t for all the atrocities, this kind of racist trolling would be almost quaint.

I’m out here.

YOU FUCKING CLOWNS I HATE YOU SO MUCH

Don’t donate money to David Hogg, even if you agree with what he’s saying. He’s very grifty.

Every afternoon in DC this week ⛈️

Oop.

Stand corrected on previous skeet. Frank McCourt, is an awful person, but doesn't own parking lot. This is all on the Dodgers

Me and oomf 😈🤤

not a cell phone in sight just people living in the moment