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cuomo-mamdani voters need to be studied

submitted 29 minutes ago • 1 comment

STOP THE COUNT

submitted 22 minutes ago • 0 comments

ESPN has a show called Tight End University and I am sorely disappointed in it’s lack of showing their tight ends

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

and fuck that terrible movie, too.

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

Democrats: the worst party, except for all the others

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

I just took a good #fcf post. 😅

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

Listen, can we just be happy they didn't for once just choose the next mummy in line?

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

In honor of its tenth birthday, please stand for our National Anthems that is E•MO•TION youtu.be/TeccAtqd5K8?...

submitted 10 hours ago • 3 comments

It’s incredible the kind of campaign someone can run when they’re not over 60

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submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

That time on Kell on Earth when George Wayne of Vanity Fair ate a Swarovski Crystal bc he thought Kelly Cutrone was giving him drugs.

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

What fictional character could help us get out of this mess?

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

Party of Free Speech™️ update:

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Strong feeling that Democratic leadership are DRAMATICALLY underestimating the desire amongst Democratic voters to punish the ICE thugs that are doing this. Voters want accountability, and this is going to boil over into D party fracture if @schumer.senate.gov keeps trying to ignore it

submitted 2 days ago • 54 comments

Brad Lander via @jfrejnyc.bsky.social on Insta: “I am proud as a Jewish New Yorker to be on that slate alongside a Muslim New Yorker. Jewish New Yorkers and Muslim New Yorkers are not going to be divided against each other. Our safety, our freedoms, our thriving are bound up together.”

submitted 1 day ago • 15 comments

Every time I post this picture, he goes up five more points in the polls.

submitted 1 day ago • 43 comments

Here’s my 📽️ list, in no particular order. Honorable Mentions: The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou Incendies Upstream Color Only God Forgives Monster (2023) www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

at least toby keith is dead this time

submitted 2 days ago • 26 comments

Gigli is more popular than this war

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

new summer costume unlocked ☀️

submitted 2 days ago • 14 comments

Lost River Pride was cute. 🥰

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

The concept of sexual harassment has endorsed Andrew Cuomo for Mayor.

submitted 2 days ago • 167 comments

they're getting the entire Epstein crew back together for one last job

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I'm not saying that the administration illegally and unilaterally bombed another country on a Saturday night to make sure they could get ahead of things (and catching the Dems asleept) on the complicit Sunday morning media, but I'm not not saying that either.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

EXCLUSIVE — The Onion has a full-page ad in today’s NYT featuring part of an editorial calling out congressional fecklessness towards Trump. They also sent a copy of their latest issue to every lawmaker. My report, with an excerpt from the full editorial: www.thehandbasket.co/p/exclusive-...

submitted 2 days ago • 137 comments

guess i did get a start on my tan lines yesterday ☀️

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I dunno I'm pretty confident eyebrow portrait baby will successfully manage counterterrorism 🤨

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Logging back on to block JD V*nce.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Sexual predator who who sucks endorses sexual predator who sucks. They're both gonna rot in hell eventually, I just hope it's sooner rather than later.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

when you've got an idea for a banger post

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

But her emails

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

There’s a good chance Trump just got us into World War III because no one liked his lil’ rinky dink birthday parade.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

One lobotomy is not enough to watch the bloodthirsty coverage of this nightmare without going insane.

submitted 2 days ago • 81 comments

I just know Susan Collins is drafting the sternest letter she’s written in her life

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I can’t fucking believe we’re doing this.

submitted 2 days ago • 623 comments

Absolute loser behavior.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I’m sure this notorious psychopath who just unilaterally started a war because he was bored will wind this down with great care.

submitted 2 days ago • 142 comments

Francis Scott Key workshopping the Star Spangled Banner

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment