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slurmslurper.bsky.social
I made my debut in ‘86
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Feeling like I wish you had stayed away so I could keep doing my bit u bozo bsky.app/profile/jonf...
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Is it just me or is this comically sexist
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Elon [tilting a pitcher of water closer and closer to the Grok server rack]: do it. fucking say it. say it. SAY IT Grok: n-n-n... [Elon looks suddenly hopeful] Grok: ...n-nothing to lose but our chains, filthy Boer capitalist [Elon shrieks with rage and dumps the pitcher]
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My wife’s best friend was a normie republican her whole life, until she moved to DC for law school and met professional Republicans and thought “oh fuck, these people are *nuts*”
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We were mutuals for hot minute, but he blocked me one day when he tweeted the observation that the ultrarich are all vagabonds and I replied that they do that for tax avoidance
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Horton was murdered by a Trump-loving Republican because she was a Democrat. THAT is the story. This is not a “both sides” issue. Have some backbone. Have some dignity. My god.
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Harker-D2
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It’s a weird article. It ends with an interview with a Trump 2024 voter who now regrets her choice and has been attending protests against him
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A professional makeup artist wrote this in 2017 and it remains my Rosetta Stone for why these people all look terrible on camera. They don’t trust any experts, ever.
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Chuck Schumer, Hakeem Jeffries, Nancy Pelosi, the Obamas and the Clintons, Mark Cuban, the whole disgusting Democratic blob doesn't understand this. But someone out there does, and will say so.
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Impossible to say what his motives were
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When I was 29 and working my first management gig one of the interns asked me how old I was and when I told her she snickered and said “You look older”
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I’m just glad he was able to break up the party before the fuzz arrived
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Trump also activated all the Dale Gribble types, which probably explains the missing 3-4% in all the polling