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Yennifer of Vengabus

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Installing a public bidet in the town square so that my villagers have the cleanest holes

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There should be more members of Congress who you want to see their junk

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For a great low rate you can get online, go the general and be sent to die screaming in the trenches under his pitiless glare

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FedEx and UPS drivers be flooring it

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Hi I’m Dr Jim Suck and I’m gonna cure all your dick problems

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The stretch of weather we have been having makes me want to kill god

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Summertiiiiime when the penis is beefy

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How bout no tax on tits!!

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As president I will kill all the snakes. Even the cool ones otherwise it’s discrimination.

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I know we don’t agree on everything but I’m sure we can find a common ground where you give me 100% of what I want and also suck my balls

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My power is growing Is that cool with you, bro?

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I was going to make a masturbation joke but it’s like, come on

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We should be devoting all scientific resources toward making a diet of only dark chocolate peanut butter cups healthy and sustainable

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People who come on here to make some kind of living by having diarrhea takes are the saddest people on earth

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I like to post my idiot thoughts but if all social media disappeared tomorrow it would probably be very good for everyone

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The whole time, obi wan was telling Luke to “use the fork” because Luke didn’t know how to eat linguini. Things got out of hand from there

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Piss and shit in the toilet? That’s what the women in my house do.

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Letting people enjoy things has limits. The wheel of time books and show both suck balls. if you enjoy it that’s great but it means you like things that suck

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eleanor rigby voice Iiiii look at all the fuckaas bitches

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So easy to outrage people these days. Oh, sorry snowflake, did I offend you by penetrating my anus with a crucifix in the middle of this first communion party??

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You ever take a poop that you know is a mere sub boss for the real battle ahead?

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eatin da pussy gollum style

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Straws are for chicks. Alphas boof all liquids. And solids.

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Yennifer of Vengabus

Installing a public bidet in the town square so that my villagers have the cleanest holes

There should be more members of Congress who you want to see their junk

For a great low rate you can get online, go the general and be sent to die screaming in the trenches under his pitiless glare

FedEx and UPS drivers be flooring it

Hi I’m Dr Jim Suck and I’m gonna cure all your dick problems

The stretch of weather we have been having makes me want to kill god

Summertiiiiime when the penis is beefy

How bout no tax on tits!!

As president I will kill all the snakes. Even the cool ones otherwise it’s discrimination.

I know we don’t agree on everything but I’m sure we can find a common ground where you give me 100% of what I want and also suck my balls

My power is growing Is that cool with you, bro?

I was going to make a masturbation joke but it’s like, come on

We should be devoting all scientific resources toward making a diet of only dark chocolate peanut butter cups healthy and sustainable

People who come on here to make some kind of living by having diarrhea takes are the saddest people on earth

I like to post my idiot thoughts but if all social media disappeared tomorrow it would probably be very good for everyone

The whole time, obi wan was telling Luke to “use the fork” because Luke didn’t know how to eat linguini. Things got out of hand from there

Piss and shit in the toilet? That’s what the women in my house do.

Letting people enjoy things has limits. The wheel of time books and show both suck balls. if you enjoy it that’s great but it means you like things that suck

eleanor rigby voice Iiiii look at all the fuckaas bitches

So easy to outrage people these days. Oh, sorry snowflake, did I offend you by penetrating my anus with a crucifix in the middle of this first communion party??

You ever take a poop that you know is a mere sub boss for the real battle ahead?

eatin da pussy gollum style

Straws are for chicks. Alphas boof all liquids. And solids.

Damn, dawg, the streets are saying that the Carmen San Diego song is about your mom

Based The Economist

How bout no tax on tits!!