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I’m begging you to read a book please
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The only actual violence is what the cops are doing to the protesters. As always.
Nothing to “decry”
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A pigeon has perched itself on a Spectrum News camera as a crowd of roughly 100 continues to rally outside 26 Federal Plaza in lower Manhattan.
3 Ford SUVs exited, with a handful of demonstrators yelling “Fuck ICE” as they exited.
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Yeah he does. He should know that it’s physically impossible for a cop to shoot another cop.
The bullet simply left the cop’s gun and is vacationing inside of the other cop.
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Hey I’m heading to the combination potato/apple vineyard need anything?
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lol doing the Versailles speedrun
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During my ugrad the math dept second level stats class was full but they offered the b-school stats class as an alternative to fulfill the same requirement.
The first 3 weeks was on how to calculate mean/median/mode and we didn’t do any stats other than a t-test. I was embarrassed for them
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lol nypd removed it from the outside of their cars during the BLM protests
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lmao shit I missed they started doing that
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Except police have literally never been this
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lol yes I did it’s very easy to do and does not make you special.
stop being such a fucking nerd.
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lol fuck off with this shit. “Just doing their jobs” they could fucking quit rather than ruin peoples lives
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Shut up nerd
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It’s probably grease from inside the blade assembly. Probably time to get a new blade assembly :(
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Shut up nerd
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Not for your eyes. Ever.
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Well this particular technology won’t do those things so we’re good.
But yeah I definitely get how “thing you think is alive and can actually talk to” maybe gets a slightly larger swath of people than ghosts
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I mean they can.
It would start A Whole Fuckin Thing but they could just not send money to the fed.
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I’m sure he’ll get right to speaking with Charlie Kirk or whatever the Nazi du jour is in his DMs about it
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Also feels like these are probably the same people who think ghosts and/or aliens are visiting them.
Probably a large crossover between these “AI god” folks and ppl who’ve called into Coast to Coast AM
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Idk. I imagine there is heavy overlap with people who believe they’re visited by ghosts or aliens. Some people desperately want to fulfill their main character syndrome and believe that they are the true knowers of the fantastic instead of just being delusional or bored.
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Wait $500m? That’s it? And it’s not profit?
So they’ve spent all of this time, money, and energy creating something that barely cracks the yearly revenue of a Madden football game?
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The corollary to this would be “we love doing genocide so much that we won’t even consider we’re putting trans people in danger if we lose, it’s worth it for all the dead kids”
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I too was not paying attention to the narrative you made up in your head
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The red underlines under your words mean you spelled the word incorrectly. Learning to read a book can help with that!
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lol that fucking rules and seems wildly unhelpful in basically any situation
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But “dad has an upper middle class job” is a wild definition of “nepo baby” especially when he didn’t even go to the university his dad teaches at
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I guess if “nepo baby” means “dad is a professor” and “never had a job” doesn’t include 5 years of being a ny assemblyperson what you’re saying is true?
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Both in unison
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Get ops a break glass in case of IT slept in crowbar
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Looking forward to arriving at work drenched in sweat every day
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lol whatever fuck him.
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Like yeah, it’s better than musk. It doesn’t mean we should give him a pass.
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I don’t give him a lot of credit for doing what is proportionally the same as a $50 monthly donation for us normies.
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By spending a minuscule amount of his dragon’s hoard on philanthropic projects, he’s pretty successfully laundered his image.
He could easily be doing so much more with his vast fortune but chooses to sit on it so he can run up his high score.
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Bill Gates fucking sucks shit too, he just isn’t forcing us to remember that every day (and does use a lot of his money to try to buy good PR).
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He is also well known to huff his own farts
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I’m not going to yuck anyone’s yum of shitting themselves to death
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I don’t think they believe in boiling
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We’re already past a single generation. This is fucking the ones after.
US universities will never be able to recover their scientific staff.
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Checkmate libs?
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Counterpoint: how many of those OBGYNs killed a bear, drove it thru NYC to get to a restaurant in Brooklyn, had dinner, then drove the dead bear back into manhattan to stage its body in Central Park so it looked like an accident on a bike path, and finally drove back thru Brooklyn to fly from jfk?
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*laughs in Andrew Cuomo*
I hate it here
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You can’t trust us. Look at who we make mayors.