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You spent the first five years trying to get with the plan and the next five years trying to be with your friends again.
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Hegseth looking staggeringly sober somehow

Do you say “beer cozy” or “beer koozie/coozie”?

I’m getting really into Lego MOCs and I want to make a pizza oven

Not champagne, although st hilaire is pretty good

What in the living fuck

🎶 I’m located in close proximity to you, move me like a cyclone 🎶 🎶 dump a little sweetness all over me 🎶 🎶 anybody prepared for the thing that’s gonna happen next? 🎶 🎶 fwomp it’s the thing 🎶 🎶 turn up the sound on that music 🎶

No Kings

Anyone know who won the celebrity 16” softball game at The Rate today? It was the pregame to Da Pope Mass.

Did Barbara Walters also tell her to platform Dr Phil or Dr Oz or James Frey

Jon Lester 🤝 Matthew Boyd Picking off Tommy Pham on a Saturday at Wrigley Field

No Kings, except this guy

GOOSE. SUITS.

The only June 14 king we honor 🐐

Mike Love does seem like people in Minnesota would assume a “beach boy” is

Strange how the radical pro life people are so willing to kill humans.

Whoa Kevin love is Mike love’s nephew

Happening now: a massive crowd growing in Chicago for this afternoon's No Kings march. We'll update as we can. Service is spotty right now.

I am going to keep asking this: When will Democrats stop coddling the GOP and admit that the entire party has supported a descent into terrorism? You can't solve a problem if you won't admit it, and I don't GAFF what donor gets insulted.

Every Conservative must be assumed to be a violent pervert who is actively trying to harm you and your family.

We have plenty of reasons to be in the streets today. But one big one is we’re marching because Rep. Melissa Hortman can’t. We’re sending love to her family, and we’re sending rage toward Washington, D.C.

you have no rights in America. you have no rights a cop is bound to respect. you might have some rights before a judge but only if you can afford a lawyer that doesn’t suck or isn’t buried beneath a million public defender cases

No Kings DOES NOT include Burger King though.

No Kings includes Draft Kings

“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country

A Democratic Mayor arrested. A Democratic Congresswoman indicted. A Democratic Senator tackled and detained. A Democratic State Representative killed. A Democratic State Representative in critical condition. We can all see where this is going.

We have entered the "The police is saying that if the police is at your door you are not safe call the police immediately" stage of making America great again

It should not be lost on anyone that Minnesota Rep Melissa Hortman, who was shot to death in her home last night by an assassin, was a gun safety advocate who worked tirelessly to protect her constituents from gun violence.

“No Kings” is one of the sharpest bits of political branding/rhetoric in a while. Extremely concise and in every headline, historically rooted, specific to the American tradition but also universalist, nails what’s exceptional about Trump in a way that almost all factions in opposition can endorse.

We should've made a bigger national crisis of someone breaking into Nancy Pelosi's home & trying to kill her husband. But then, we should've made a bigger national crisis about hundreds of someones breaking into the Capitol & trying to steal an election. But then, we should've done lots of things.

Trumpism always deputizes people to do violence on its behalf, something Trump built into it intentionally or not if you think he's smart or not. From his last term, he was able to inspire the Proud Boys, far right militias, neoconfederates in the south, to commit violence & terrorism for him.

Anyone who isn’t making the connection between this and the trump’s masked men on the streets should check their pulse. Trump CREATED THIS. And he did it purposefully. This was the goal… chaos… lawlessness… fear… control. The nation MUST rise against it.

Jesus. The juxtaposition of these two posts back to back is just...

assassinations, handcuffing a senator at press conference, marines detaining a civilian, and a military parade for the president’s birthday. rough week for democracy.

Fuck Clayton kershaw

This is so so fucked

There’s a non-zero chance Trump tries to pardon the assassin today before even knowing who it is.