Profile avatar
snephernie.bsky.social
i still love pop culture and birds
686 posts 76 followers 72 following
Prolific Poster
Conversation Starter

how I look typing “yes I’m free now for a call” into microsoft teams

thinking about brand new being on tour again and also thinking about pwr bttm and how swiftly and completely the latter was blacklisted from the entire industry but the former seems to be staging a successful comeback

if tampons and pads get any more expensive I’m about to start free bleeding and make it everyone’s problem

RT for awareness

feeling particularly grumpy about twitter tn bc I just finished a book about the rise of qanon that was published in early 2022. its interpretation of twitter’s hand in q’s rise and spread, while not favorable, feels almost quaint by 2025 standards 🤪

perhaps not one to be talking since I had a kinda late exodus from twitter (january this year), but still using twitter in 2025 is crazy to me. unconscionable and also health-negative to an extreme degree

sometimes it’s not about “good” food. sometimes it’s about housing the most 6/10 bodega sandwich you’ve ever had in your life but it’s a glorious spring day and the birds are singing and you’re sitting in a park so beautiful it’s getting kind of stupid honestly

still practicing at this, but I’m pretty proud of my sushi dinner considering I’m entirely self-taught (the rice turned out pretty great this time!)

I love elliott smith so much I’m gonna do a backflip

the cruel indifference of the subscription-based consumer model vs the indomitable force of the internet piracy spirit

I love youtube thumbnails. the video will be about the jon-benet ramsey murder and it’ll say like “HERE’S WHO *ACTUALLY* KILLED HER” as if we’re supposed to believe some guy with a BA from film school & 300k views finally figured it out

some delicious things I made this week

black-throated blues sound like if a warbler was a chainsmoker

walking around central park birdwatching with two cardboard pints of organic strawberries from the farmer’s market in my bird-print backpack like god’s most whimsical little asshole

splashed a bit of water on my pants while doing dishes this morning and it rocketed me into a war veteran-level flashback to the terror of getting water anywhere on your pants in grade school when using the drinking fountain or a water bottle because the other kids would insist you peed yourself

funny thing about w**dy allen is you could make a pretty firm case for beating him to death purely on the “merit” of his “artistic” output alone. abuse allegations completely set aside

dating apps

Mike D: Prospect Park down to Park Slope, it’s time to listen to All 3 Beastie Boys:

my vet, who's hard of hearing: can you repeat your cat's name me:

sesame fried eggs on avocado toast 🤤

this is frying me

in this kinda mood this evening

walking down the street with a fresh baguette poking proudly from my reusable shopping bag like god's favorite little fuckhead

my red flag is that I like the pesto caprese baguette from pret a manger way more than you’re supposed to

one of my best qualities is I’m supportive of my friends’ careers

sexiest thing a man can do is make a reservation. like oooh yeah baby show me that forethought

I’m really only just getting into it but I genuinely love birding as a hobby. The entire goal is to look at the bird. Is there a bird? There is a bird! Look at the bird! If you are very keen you can learn what to call the bird so that you can properly thank it for the joy you feel when you see it. 🪶

me locking in to watch this northern parula eat a fat green caterpillar for 5 minutes

never kill yourself

when it’s a warm sunny day in new york I literally start getting scared because it’s so ridiculously beautiful and magical I feel like I’m seeing something I’m not supposed to

field note just autocorrected to “baltimore areola”

new category of privilege: being served by a post office that isn’t absolutely dogshit at their jobs

woman who is a weeb but for pennsylvania

that’s me in the corner that’s me in the vest’ble abandoning snoopy

the breakfast sandwich to rule them all