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jesusfuckingchrist who tf thought this was a good idea???

Gen Z/Alpha: the 2000s were cool we should bring some of that back Millennials: ok, let us tell you about some of our fav- Z/Alpha: *blasting creed and trying on low waisted jncos* Millennials: no wait The Govt: oh hell yeah! *frantically starts fabricating evidence of WMDs in the Middle East*

the black paladins 🫡 #sheith

Just some creepy armed Mad Max guys trying to gain entry to Dodgers Stadium. ICE says it wasn’t them. DHS says they were Border Patrol. But honestly who the hell knows? They’ve given permission for any psycho to put on a ski mask, point a gun, grab people & throw them into an unmarked vehicle.

The fact that so many people think celebrating the end of slavery in the US is “DEI” is actually clarifying of what they mean when they use DEI. amp.cnn.com/cnn/2025/06/...

Skippy 😌

Whenever I suggest that the US could lose the 28 Olympics people say “you fool the IOC is so corrupt they don’t care.” The IOC actually very much does care that athletes can *attend the fucking Olympics*.

the incest is load-bearing 🤣🤣🤣 #accurate

Hades Game Fan Desperately Tries and Fails to Avoid Incest Ships While Writing Fanfiction hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

good work team

This framing is beneath contempt. The Christian right and MAGA launched an unprecedented assault on the civil rights of a tiny minority and successfully weaponized the pseudoliberal establishment - led by the NYT - to provide it with a medical controversy pretext that doesn’t actually exist.

Just so folks know, Fandom Pulse is on Blue Sky, they're like the nerd equivalent of Alex Jones and Fox News all rolled into one. In the spirit of not giving oxygen to these sorts, I'd recommend blocking now. @fandompulse.bsky.social

I don't care even a little bit about the Karen Read case but this part is important:

"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm

This is it - it’s not just that he screwed up, it’s that the specific way he screwed up tells you everything you need to know about how he views women (and probably a lot of other groups of people).

If you weren’t so full of liberal bias, you would appreciate that Elon has built SpaceX into the world’s biggest and best fireworks company.

I’m seeing a lot of people posting about how sick they are with a “summer flu” Main complaints? Fatigue, extremely sore throat, fever and loss of smell. It’s Covid. The Nimbus variant is here & appears to be more transmissible. It’s time to wear a respirator, clean the air & stay home when sick!

A system already exists to over-confidently state incorrect facts to women, thanks, we don’t need another one

Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.

Millennials watching them do WMDs again, beat for beat, while everyone tells us we definitely didn’t fight against it hard enough the first time

AOC played ball and did everything Pelosi told her and was rewarded by being passed over for a 75-year-old who died four months later. There have now been four House votes this year where Dems lost by the margin of members who died in office. No one has more right to say this than her

bluesky's block is basically nuclear and the algo actually seems to suppress people if they get blocked by 100000 people (unlike twitter where blocking people suppresses YOU) so just block any dumb rw guy lol bsky.app/profile/mala...

I cannot recommend highly enough the value of subscribing to a really good block list on this site if you want to simply never know the worst people alive are here

Cryingggggg

Did… did he hang up a shitty Displate of himself? 🤨

This sounds like a bit but I’m being serious: kids using chat gpt for their homework are denying themselves the invaluable experience of learning how to bullshit their way through a problem. You drink some caffeine the night before and figure it the fuck out. That’s a skill. You need it in life.

these are the same people who think purity rings and daddy/daughter prom are canon coming of age events. they’re the ones who force their kids to hug the weird uncle. when their baby laughs at you they go “omg he’s flirtinggg” these people are NOT normal about children!

Part of the problem with any discussion in America is everyone is so deeply ingrained in the Calvinist mindset that we cannot consider that the world is arbitrary and chaotic rather than predetermined classes of "good" and "bad"

A heads-up for #ao3 #fanfic writers. The current rash of long and weird troll comments are bots. This is from where I archive commissioned *art* of my fics and ships. There is no story or dialogue. Don't feel bad when you get these. It's just a bot.

This is a part of the passport win i haven't seen anywhere else yet, so i want to make sure as many of you see it as possible: If your passport was altered against your will, at any point in the last year, file this form 👇🏾 to initiate data correction, for free

Who the FUCK is in the gritty costume (though p convinced Gritty is a being at this point) and can we bring them to the next ICE raid as backup?

Man, we had Freedom Fries, the Dixie Chicks got canceled, Toby Keith had a ridiculous jingoistic song. We called the French “cheese eating surrender monkeys”

Like I've said before, if you have any doubts about climate change, just go to a super-boring insurance conference and listen to the super-boring panels where they dryly talk about the growing threat of disasters so catastrophic and unpredictable in scope they simply cannot be insured at any price.

I love when I go to block someone and one of my blocklists has already nuked it. 😌

This is a vital message: one of the larger reasons BlueSky is refreshingly free of alt-right shitlords is because in the early days we made a gentleperson’s agreement to starve these fuckos out and it worked. No likes, no quotes, no engagement. They got bored and left. Please keep the Old Ways.

“i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” Jeeves would kill you where you stand

If you've read that Atlantic story by Annie Lowrey about why ranked choice voting sucks, I'm telling you she's wrong. And I know this because I did something in 2017 Annie did not for this story - I talked to a mathemtician.

It’s my sad duty to inform you all that she’s apparently fine, and enjoying the kind of health coverage that lets you take an ambulance to the hospital for an allergic reaction.

This is really sad and definitely unexpected. ☹️

is there a reason he dresses like the nostalgia critic

Yo, get your fucking passports updated if you need to, ***right now***!!!

Having a bit of a hard time with the concept that if a guy in a police uniform who has a police vehicle shows up I should lock the doors and call 911, but if a guy in a ski mask with an hGH gut appears to be kidnapping my neighbor, I shouldn’t ask who he is if I don’t want federal charges.