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30+ | 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️NB (they/them) | 🌎🇺🇸✋🏻👈🏻 Semi-Professional Monsterfucking Enthusiast🐙 🌈🍖 | 🔞 | 🚫🐜 | Solarcat @ AO3
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I’ve got a pocket got a pocket full of GLITTER

Remembering this great tweet on the Summer Solstice

Someone should really warn Oakley that they’re now losing coolness points at an alarming rate

“—and that’s why Charisma Carpenter deserved so much better than she got on Angel the Series—“

Christian clergy acting Christ-like should be a bare minimum requirement and not a pleasant surprise, but you know what? I’ll take it.

I updated it 🍌 🎤

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

Okay fine this whole crossover malarkey was worth it

Fuck this is good. Goddamn.

Okay this is very adorable and wholesome 💕

Me: “we already have two fantastic dogs, we don’t need any more pets.” My wife: “you’re right.” Me: “plus we just got new rugs…” My wife: “okay” Me: “and I can’t be home all day to house train a puppy.” My wife: “I understand” Me: “so it is NOT gonna happen.” … BlueSky, meet Martha.

Since the heatwaves have started: pain and heartache come to us all but some kinds are avoidable. Don’t leave your dog in your car. Or, in hot weather, alone in your yard or tied up on a sidewalk. #Ottawa #UglyDogs #Dogs

The true reason why the drive-through lines are so long

“I’m an eleven, but continue.”

I love that in this whole article, they never once consider that people find these AI “features” repugnant.

A non-trivial number of people who were theoretically fine with “deport all the illegals” as a policy choice, turn out not to be in favor of groups of armed, masked, plain-clothed men in unmarked vans disappearing people off the street, apparently at whim. Whomst could have predicted??

I made dis. #noivern #pokemon

"it's not cozy fantasy if there's necrophilia involved" okay well firstly everything sounds bad when you say it in that tone of voice

I still can't get past the idea that people in America are now supposed to accept that this is a valid form of law enforcement and just assume it's fine when random dudes in groups with face-coverings, no ID, no warrant, & no uniform grab people off the street and force them into unmarked vehicles

I feel like the classification of “spy” requires that he snuck in, and given how much Putin ass-kissing DJT does, I have Doubt™️ on that point. 😑

Confirmed this is a real birb!

Trans Woman Harassed on Deadlock Happy Her Voice Training is Working hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

borgor

Just got a firm-wide email that was explicitly written by ChatGPT. 🤦🏻 The plus side is, I now understand why people think em-dashes are a tell-tale sign of AI use. I think those people should qualify the statement — AI uses a lot of em-dashes… rather poorly. 🤨

Happy Shut the Fuck Up Friday

jesusfuckingchrist who tf thought this was a good idea???

Gen Z/Alpha: the 2000s were cool we should bring some of that back Millennials: ok, let us tell you about some of our fav- Z/Alpha: *blasting creed and trying on low waisted jncos* Millennials: no wait The Govt: oh hell yeah! *frantically starts fabricating evidence of WMDs in the Middle East*

the black paladins 🫡 #sheith

Just some creepy armed Mad Max guys trying to gain entry to Dodgers Stadium. ICE says it wasn’t them. DHS says they were Border Patrol. But honestly who the hell knows? They’ve given permission for any psycho to put on a ski mask, point a gun, grab people & throw them into an unmarked vehicle.

The fact that so many people think celebrating the end of slavery in the US is “DEI” is actually clarifying of what they mean when they use DEI. amp.cnn.com/cnn/2025/06/...

Skippy 😌

Whenever I suggest that the US could lose the 28 Olympics people say “you fool the IOC is so corrupt they don’t care.” The IOC actually very much does care that athletes can *attend the fucking Olympics*.

the incest is load-bearing 🤣🤣🤣 #accurate

Hades Game Fan Desperately Tries and Fails to Avoid Incest Ships While Writing Fanfiction hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

good work team

This framing is beneath contempt. The Christian right and MAGA launched an unprecedented assault on the civil rights of a tiny minority and successfully weaponized the pseudoliberal establishment - led by the NYT - to provide it with a medical controversy pretext that doesn’t actually exist.

Just so folks know, Fandom Pulse is on Blue Sky, they're like the nerd equivalent of Alex Jones and Fox News all rolled into one. In the spirit of not giving oxygen to these sorts, I'd recommend blocking now. @fandompulse.bsky.social

I don't care even a little bit about the Karen Read case but this part is important:

"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm

This is it - it’s not just that he screwed up, it’s that the specific way he screwed up tells you everything you need to know about how he views women (and probably a lot of other groups of people).

If you weren’t so full of liberal bias, you would appreciate that Elon has built SpaceX into the world’s biggest and best fireworks company.

I’m seeing a lot of people posting about how sick they are with a “summer flu” Main complaints? Fatigue, extremely sore throat, fever and loss of smell. It’s Covid. The Nimbus variant is here & appears to be more transmissible. It’s time to wear a respirator, clean the air & stay home when sick!

A system already exists to over-confidently state incorrect facts to women, thanks, we don’t need another one