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solidgazer.bsky.social
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Type shi I been on

what an evil way to talk to your child

THAT HIM?

There are VERY few retro survival horror games for PS2 I haven't heard of, but sometimes I get surprised. How did I miss Mystic Nights? Maybe because it was a South Korean EXCLUSIVE?! WHAT.

Thinking about TF2's lore and how this single panel from an update page's Easter Egg beats the entirety of Overwatch's writing

When I was a kid I was like "Who would play street fighter, there isn't any blood" but as an adult I know there is nothing more viscerally violent than puke.

mother fucker that was a THIRD random explosion in my neighborhood, at 11 PM in the middle of fucking JUNE

Watching Dr.Who all the sudden its Char Aznable. AND HIS FIRST LINE KILLED ME. AND THE INHABITANTS OF ONE OF THE PLANETS IN THIS ARE CALLED THE ZEONS. WHAT THE FUCK?

Adi Shankar trolls with mad cocaine energy. I laughed hardest at “game sales will go up” as if whatever show that comes out with with six episodes three years from now is gonna boost sales of the latest Duke Nukem game, Duke Nukem Forever. “Apache software” made me legitimately angry for a second.

"quality of life" in rpgs these days just means you engage with the game less

スーツなノスさん/suit noss🥴

I desire autumn

Sometimes I watch old British TV shows with vending machines and imagine how those packets would have *so many* crisps in them

Finally hit 100 pages (25k words) on my horror novel. I feel like I'm probably 1/4 of the way done, so that's neat

Eh... Why not.

It’s time

I just wanted to repost this Monkeybone art I did for @sophiebergers.bsky.social a while back. I just like it.

Common criminal behavior

We've all been here

as a human, i do not have whatever bodily structures are necessary to purr. however i have been making do, by singing "woooooooowoowoowoooooo" at really low frequencies. i'm not sure this is really throat-singing, but i feel like ancient mankind was on to something with that stuff

3rd day of bartending: too goddamn hot. No business.

did they even have news in the 1960s?? what were these people talking about. "oh theyre making a new smothers brother" Shut the fuck up man

Sweet PS2, with your wired controller, you’d never put me through such trials. You know the world out there is hard enough 🖤

Only thing I can say for Cuomo is he gave us this, which I find reason to use approximately 4-6 times per year

I kinda wish more fantasy universes were agnostic. I think a world is fundamentally less interesting if we know there are actual gods kicking about in it. Like so much mystique about the world is totally erased with layers upon layers of creation myths Bro maybe it just happened, be ambiguous!

The face of a man who's recorded 8 hours of Morrowind content in 2 days

Give Amtrak DoD's budget

Saw a bit of the Donkey Kong Bananza direct.

Fun hole.

'Alone in the Dark' released on this day in 2008. This reboot of the classic survival horror franchise took it in the direction of bombastic action set pieces and a fixation on fire. The rest of the game suffers from wonky physics, obtuse control, and ill-conceived puzzling.

👏 Not a scrap of gen AI writing in my zines and forthcoming mag. There are plenty of other sources for inspiration and prompts if you need to jiggle the ol' pen or keyboard into action. Even spellcheck apps are something best not relied on these days as they have gotten noticeably worse.

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probably no one the password on those things is almost always 0000

Going through english dubs of poorly animated hentai from the 80s & they all sound like this.

► [𝗮𝗱𝘂𝗹𝘁 𝘀𝘄𝗶𝗺] 𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗶𝗲𝗿𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝟭𝟬𝗽 𝗼𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝗼𝗻 🄲🄽

Both "Superman: The Animated Series - Volume Three" and "Justice League: Season Two" hit DVD on this day (June 20) in 2006. These DVD collections included a nifty batch of special features, including featurettes, commentaries, and more. #Superman #SupermanTAS #JusticeLeague #DVD

www.cnn.com/2025/06/18/w...

There are some throwaway lines in the Simpsons that might as well have been written with a magic pencil granted by a genie. I couldn't write something so brilliantly stupid and concise if I spent the rest of my life trying.

Just know that if you ever mess with me, I’m always carrying heat