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Maybe the Botox is rejecting Kristi Noem’s face?

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Gosh I hope Kristi Noem is okay 🙄 jerkoff motions ✊✊

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Me playing music in the car with my kids; listen to this part! Just listen!

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I never know if I’m adding to the joke or being a reply guy turns off replies

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A store where Oasis never broke up: WonderwallMart

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Being MAGA-passing in a red town is wild They’ll say anything to me 👨🏼

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Store that supplies mid-century hip smokers: Pall Mall Mart

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Should I worry about next Tuesday’s PowerPoint presentation, of World War III starting in the Middle East? 🤔 😟

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What if Jenny’s phone number had been 867-5310? Ruins the whole fucking song, doesn’t it?

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There is literally NO REASON to have Imposter Syndrome at this point None Whatsoever

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The space between Stanley Cup Finals games has allowed me to make a stunning discovery: the NBA Finals are on too? 🤔 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Good Tuesday Morning! Please stop watching reality tv It’s how we got here Thank you! ✌️

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As I age gently into late middle age, I begin to notice that all the care homes are called something like “A Place For Mom” and I begin to have some serious questions

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My dad took me to see Monty Python’s the Meaning of Life when I was 15 and hoo boy was that awkward Still, every sperm IS sacred

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Bluesky is wild, man A month ago we had two wolves inside us, two weeks ago 100 men had to fight a gorilla, and now we’re taking BP with an infant? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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The Gregorian Calendar implies the existence of the Marcian, Peterian, Janian, Bobbian, Cindyan, and possibly Alician calendars

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Washington Spirit’s fourth place feels like the least fourth place a fourth place can possibly be It’s a rough one this year 😬 But still we #RiseUp

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Just replied to a post from 18 hours ago 🙄 Is there any way to sort this thing so I look less like the dummy I am?

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I too was very surprised that the dimwit and the drunken frat boy put together a half-assed and underwhelming military parade Yes sir, completely shocked by this completely obvious turn of events

Maybe the Botox is rejecting Kristi Noem’s face?

Gosh I hope Kristi Noem is okay 🙄 jerkoff motions ✊✊

Me playing music in the car with my kids; listen to this part! Just listen!

I never know if I’m adding to the joke or being a reply guy turns off replies

A store where Oasis never broke up: WonderwallMart

Being MAGA-passing in a red town is wild They’ll say anything to me 👨🏼

Store that supplies mid-century hip smokers: Pall Mall Mart

Should I worry about next Tuesday’s PowerPoint presentation, of World War III starting in the Middle East? 🤔 😟

What if Jenny’s phone number had been 867-5310? Ruins the whole fucking song, doesn’t it?

There is literally NO REASON to have Imposter Syndrome at this point None Whatsoever

The space between Stanley Cup Finals games has allowed me to make a stunning discovery: the NBA Finals are on too? 🤔 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Good Tuesday Morning! Please stop watching reality tv It’s how we got here Thank you! ✌️

As I age gently into late middle age, I begin to notice that all the care homes are called something like “A Place For Mom” and I begin to have some serious questions

My dad took me to see Monty Python’s the Meaning of Life when I was 15 and hoo boy was that awkward Still, every sperm IS sacred

Bluesky is wild, man A month ago we had two wolves inside us, two weeks ago 100 men had to fight a gorilla, and now we’re taking BP with an infant? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The Gregorian Calendar implies the existence of the Marcian, Peterian, Janian, Bobbian, Cindyan, and possibly Alician calendars

Washington Spirit’s fourth place feels like the least fourth place a fourth place can possibly be It’s a rough one this year 😬 But still we #RiseUp

Just replied to a post from 18 hours ago 🙄 Is there any way to sort this thing so I look less like the dummy I am?

I too was very surprised that the dimwit and the drunken frat boy put together a half-assed and underwhelming military parade Yes sir, completely shocked by this completely obvious turn of events

Had to delete a very bad post that made me feel bad and dumb also stupid

At this point I need glutton-free pasta 🍝