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*sigh* I guess I should put something here… Lvl 40+ kinky, switchy, probably Bi golden retriever boyfriend to an equally kinky, switchy, Bi black cat girlfriend. Expected cold takes, reskeets, lurking and occasionally being horny on main. I can’t art
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I can only imagine the bailout package they are drawing up for themselves. As the saying goes, privatize the profits, and socialize the losses.

submitted 79 days ago • 295 comments

“This isn’t what I voted for” Oh? What *did* you vote for? The racism, the sexism, the authoritarianism, or the tax plan that would overwhelmingly benefit the 0.1%?

submitted 79 days ago • 1 comment

I’m so done with 2025 already. Can we just all agree to skip ahead to 2026 or maybe 2029?

submitted 166 days ago • 0 comments

That’s enough 2025 for the year, I think.

submitted 167 days ago • 0 comments

Brainwashing #transmemes

submitted 169 days ago • 3 comments

Anyone know if there is a way to auto block someone based on a string in their profile? Getting tired of reporting and blocking the same 2-3 spam-follow bots

submitted 169 days ago • 0 comments

So. Many. Bots. >.<

submitted 169 days ago • 0 comments

This norovirus that is going around is fucking terrible, and I would not wish this on my worst enemy.

submitted 170 days ago • 0 comments

Grotesquely wealthy people (for some unknown reason) would like to take away whatever benefits you have. And yet there is no possible way they can even spend the money they already have. #TaxTheRich

submitted 171 days ago • 429 comments

🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🤦

submitted 177 days ago • 671 comments

My graphics card is dying and I don’t have a spare kidney to afford a new 40x0 series. FML.

submitted 179 days ago • 0 comments

#fuckthecorpos

submitted 181 days ago • 320 comments

On the day after Christmas, Santa gave to me… The need to replace the pressure relief valve on the hot water heater >.<

submitted 180 days ago • 0 comments

Merry Christmas, to those of you who celebrate.

submitted 181 days ago • 0 comments

One last working day before vacation. Let’s do this.

submitted 188 days ago • 0 comments

why are we pretending to work this week. enough lies

submitted 189 days ago • 24 comments

I’m going to say something bold here and publicly state that “murder is not the way to solve national problems” but suffering from chronic debilitating pain seems to be a much more logical reason for someone to go apeshit than women being in Star Wars

submitted 194 days ago • 415 comments

Brian Thompson was directly responsible for more American deaths and family bankruptcies than I can count. And it was all considered legal. He would never do a day in jail for causing all of that unnecessary suffering. People aren't supporting Luigi because he's got shredded abs.

submitted 195 days ago • 85 comments

My view is that extrajudicial vigilante killings are not good, but the incuriosity of well-compensated columnists about why millions of people’s horrific, life-changing experiences with a sprawling, cruel, bankruptcy-inducing health care system might lead them to feel differently makes me really sad

submitted 195 days ago • 89 comments

Today’s ticket update of the day: Followed up with user to see if reinstalling the application changed company Information Security policy.

submitted 195 days ago • 0 comments

to everyone who treated me like I was barely human when I was a weird child: no, I don't have some inspirational story about how hardship made me successful. I'm pretty mediocre, in fact. but I lived, you fucks

submitted 197 days ago • 36 comments

Everybody can be kung fu fighting, or everybody can wang chung tonight, but it’s unfair to expect both and I won’t stand for it

submitted 197 days ago • 4 comments

Due to a series of unfortunate events completely within my control I missed my first cup of coffee this morning. I’m amazed I survived the commute into work, and may god have mercy on my soul.

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submitted 197 days ago • 665 comments

The NYC after the NYPD ID’s their person of interest… Shame they can’t offer more of a reward than a single month of cancer treatment medication, or a preventative operation like a colonoscopy

submitted 197 days ago • 0 comments

Thoughts?

submitted 198 days ago • 2842 comments

Murder is bad but I still can’t summon sympathy for the UHC CEO. Like most other people making 10m+/yr, He had a high deductible plan, and he hasn’t met it.

submitted 199 days ago • 0 comments

ACAB includes the tone police. You’ve been here four days, you don’t get to tell me it’s not “skeet.”

submitted 201 days ago • 5 comments