somebrian.bsky.social
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do they hear themselves?
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definitely not something that will be tricked by a cloud of starlings
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I'm already hoarding pinecones in my basement
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something you know... check
something you have... check
something you are... check
something you ate yesterday... soon?
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this in itself is a bold accusation
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I really hope he's also upset about the credit rating thing
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"Dinoscorch"
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I keep looking at the thing that's a comprehensive electron microscope scan of about 1 cubic millimeter of just the visual cortex of a mouse and I think about how every single cell in our brains holds the knowledge of a whole tree
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they've done overpressure dirty
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this happened exactly to the people to whom it deserve
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exile, bring the classics back
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lightning is so cool
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I'm definitely going to be way more agitated up the next time my wifi goes out after reading this
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if i go with some "nearest neighbor" ai output of what i'm actually imagining myself, i've just cut off that first layer of abstract creativity from a human interaction.
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burn the soil they grew in to ash
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wait, which definition of "got off" are we using here?
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is the "Geiger" a reference to cumulative brain injury from radiation?
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they are fundamentally not serious people so this seems more like "committed to malicious whimsy" than "serious"
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you are dashing my hopes of kissing babies, co-signing on bills I've never read and "retiring" to a cushy job at a think tank
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nay. this is the real scandal!
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what's oldsome is newsome
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does the fucker even know how to drive?
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oops, *solid* logic, absolutely.
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you don't know what kind of female hormones are in open sewage from flushed medications. the only truly manly way to do this is to have manly men poop directly in your mouth.
this is rock stupid logic
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(don't) let me know if we start doing "radium water" again
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I think she's moved to threads so I haven't kept up with what's she's been up to but are you familiar with the person who had the "parenting decolonized" account on Twitter?
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me w/kalamata olives
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I read "truck salesman" before "Mideast advisor" and, as such thought I read "Midwest advisor"
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I need someone to convert all these units to "skee ball
toilets".
I think.
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getting a lot of use from this one lately
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this sound awful without context, but let's be excited for who Giuliani's butt will leak to
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this is tangentially related but...
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my reaction to this is that playing checkers with oreos sounds like a good idea
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when you open a KitKat and it's already broken - mild disappointment
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I give them this free lol
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we vsed to be a real covntry, or something
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I do things like this periodically along with searching Amazon/google for "weapons grade plutonium in my area open now" and other good things, just to keep em guessing
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are you using a RAIL? is this what it means to say you RAIL'd someone?