somedonuts.bsky.social
At the cul-du-sac of infosec, technology, and privacy.
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How I imagine darth when reading these replies.
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Bottom belly 😂
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Is that why the chair vibrates when you hit 🍆—🍆—🍆 on the nickel machines?
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Refrigerator door repair… unhinged madness. Nice.
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Blue checks gotta clean the litterbox. Don’t look at me, I don’t make the rules. 💅
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nNew business idea: PABSaaS. Taking my passive aggressive bullshit to The Cloud, baby!
Subscribe. Or don’t. Not like I care anyway.
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I’m reading his posts as Dwight Schrute to really make them land.
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Pretty much how I've always imaged Jerry irl.
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Antifa Pochocco, where you at??
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You may not want to hear about my SAT score, but how about my rendition of I’m Called Little Buttercup? 🤔
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Still working towards my triple major of pirate astronaut paleontologist
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They did not tell you that you get that with a premium subscription? 🤷♂️
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Sometimes a shitty apologist article is just a shitty apologist article. How do those boots taste? 👅
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I have an exemption for those too… and this swan dress.
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Everybody knows you need the sugar-free ones, right?
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In the customs queue
I declare…
…HOT DOGS*!
*For personal use
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The money part of Lawyers, Guns and Money
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Is that the alternate universe where we find Captain Ahab’s real surname?
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Yum! But I’m a cretin with by bare hands.
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Way to go LA, way to go San Diego! So long as we’re not talking baseball or basketball.
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Governor hair gel will fold like a cheap card table
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Tell me this was on iOS. I would love to submit an internal bug report about it preventing you from calling out despots.
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For the spectators
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Kumpir would be right up your alley tbh
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The sofa tried to escape, but luckily he kept if from getting away.
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Okay Batman, it’s time to come down now.
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Waiting for the truth social post calling him BOTCHED BONER BOER
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Flight attendant, please don’t let me see the bottom of this glass of scotch.
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What kind of nutjob flushes cat litter?
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gork is Jerry and Jerry is gork
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May be…
… testicular torsion.
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And now in the style of Roy Lichtenstein please?
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⬆️ Agency
⬇️ T
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Another reason not to like the Celtics. 😒
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My hair after reading some of the takes on here of late.
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Don’t worry kiddo, that testicle will drop one day.
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Penalty for being out of a chair? Losing a digit.
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Sounds suspiciously like they’re channeling @jcsalterego.bsky.social with that description.
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Don’t do it. You’ll end up in RFK Jr’s trunk.
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Weird looking cat, but okay…
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Even @darthbluesky.bsky.social‘s rhyming headlines are not gonna save this turd.
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This thread was the interview. You’re hired
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Funny that there are no AI hucksters in the replies.
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What, are we supposed to curtsey or something?
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The Shocker?
Nice.
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This is going to be a solid 10 or 12 episodes of content.
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