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Trampoline gyms should offer birthday packages that include free adult size t-shirts for the birthday kid’s parents that say “I survived having a birthday party at [insert name here] trampoline park”.

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yeah, man, there’s a pretty obvious reason why concerns about the “epidemic” of adult children cutting off their parents has become an increasing concern limited specifically to highly right-wing parents! bsky.app/profile/mich...

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people on here keep saying “glenn greenwald sex tape”, but they shouldn’t! … no one should ever be saying that!!

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

how am i just learning about pete & bas now? what do i even pay you people for???

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Maybe they’re talking about the ends of his fingertips on each hand. Which, on his last day, to be fair…

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hmm, sounds like something a literal representation of the fact that america isn’t smart enough to make its own decisions on things like this would say…

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(Early AM @michellebrasier.bsky.social appreciation post) youtu.be/WC7l2PsqgEo?...

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Scenario: Before I go to sleep, I tell ChatGPT “Plan my 5 y/o’s b-day. Also, verbally engage with my wife re: “how her day went” (offer to provide sexual gratification if nec.). Finally please remove all matters requiring personal attention to others that makes a life worth living from my schedule.”

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One thing I’ve learned as someone who employs a lot of young people is these youth today are insanely free about using the ❤️/“loved” response to text messages. Guess I’m just old but, I’m sorry, we are in a 👍/“liked” response-only situation here. ❤️’s are for pics my wife sends me of our kids ONLY!

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¯\_👴🏻_/¯ bsky.app/profile/osul...

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💪🇺🇸👍

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They should make an “RFK Brains” ice cream that’s full of gummy worms.

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I mean, the title of “smartest AI on Earth” right now is pretty much on par with being “valedictorian of Prager U” so … not seeing any major inherent contradictions here.

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Happy @joeabercrombie.com Eve (in America) for all those who celebrate!!

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

don’t do it!!

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the pope had hoes.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

il Papa Ray’s.

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Pope Leo greets the awaiting crowd for the first time.

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Pope Kelvin?!!

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