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A Matter Of Time ….

Every so often I get in an Aunty Donna jag & there’s just literally not enough @auntydonnaboys.bsky.social content in the world for me to consume or re-consume. Tonight is one of those times.

This whole thing is kinda like when Vin Diesel & The Rock fell out in the Fast & Furious movies because neither of them would agree to lose a fight on-screen except if Vin Diesel & The Rock were much stupider & wildly less professional about it.

he should totally do it, & then rename the whole space program in the “M.A.G.A.” style just to really rub it in. something like… “M.A.S.A.” or, maybe not exactly that but something really close to it…

might just take a strong nap right now so i can be up again & fully focused around 2:00am when those real good-good ketamine tweets start dropping.

hard to imagine a funnier bit to do this season than buying & wearing an Aaron Rodgers Steelers jersey.

Nobody’s taking a bigger L in this Trump/Musk feud than whoever wrote that old “enemy of my enemy is my friend” bit. That shit just lost all credibility in one afternoon.

Someone should convince Nathan Fielder to focus season 3 on getting inside the mind of John Wilkes Booth.

look at this weird fuckin dickhead.

Trampoline gyms should offer birthday packages that include free adult size t-shirts for the birthday kid’s parents that say “I survived having a birthday party at [insert name here] trampoline park”.

yeah, man, there’s a pretty obvious reason why concerns about the “epidemic” of adult children cutting off their parents has become an increasing concern limited specifically to highly right-wing parents! bsky.app/profile/mich...

people on here keep saying “glenn greenwald sex tape”, but they shouldn’t! … no one should ever be saying that!!

how am i just learning about pete & bas now? what do i even pay you people for???

Maybe they’re talking about the ends of his fingertips on each hand. Which, on his last day, to be fair…

hmm, sounds like something a literal representation of the fact that america isn’t smart enough to make its own decisions on things like this would say…

(Early AM @michellebrasier.bsky.social appreciation post) youtu.be/WC7l2PsqgEo?...

Scenario: Before I go to sleep, I tell ChatGPT “Plan my 5 y/o’s b-day. Also, verbally engage with my wife re: “how her day went” (offer to provide sexual gratification if nec.). Finally please remove all matters requiring personal attention to others that makes a life worth living from my schedule.”

One thing I’ve learned as someone who employs a lot of young people is these youth today are insanely free about using the ❤️/“loved” response to text messages. Guess I’m just old but, I’m sorry, we are in a 👍/“liked” response-only situation here. ❤️’s are for pics my wife sends me of our kids ONLY!

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