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I’m like if Cuzco the llama came to life. My thoughts make thunder. Proudly performing the brilliant comedy writing of @danijustmight.bsky.social
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It’s comforting to see that, yes, you can destroy a country and divebomb the world into hell. But, not THAT fast. Or unopposed.

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Trump this morning, waking up next to 16 empty Mtn Dew cans and 8 Cheeto bags. “What have I done? Where’s Elon?”

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What if the feud was staged.

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J.D. Vance applying his eyeliner this morning with a trembling hand

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To those reminding us you predicted Musk and Trump would have a falling out: congratulations, Nostradamus. I bet you thought Apple would be a good investment, too.

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Tired: Elmo vs Rocko Wired/inspired: Elmo vs TACO

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Rock beats scissors. Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock. But a good stream + time beats them all.

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Them: oh you think you’re real smart using *69 to repeatedly call the Trump burger restaurants and ask if they serve chicken tacos? We’ll find you, PRIVATE CALLER! Me, an intellectual: yeah that’s how I dial

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Hosea: oh hey! Glad to see you in heaven! So…what did you think of my book? Most of us: ….uh…did…VeggieTales cover it, or…

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My mouth bones are bone colored. I am told by the television this is a problem. What is life.

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Worst. Superhero. Ever.

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