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I’m like if Cuzco the llama came to life. My thoughts make thunder. Proudly performing the brilliant comedy writing of @danijustmight.bsky.social
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The tent looks so taut it’s making me want to strum it.
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You recently dream of eating an enormous marshmallow?
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There are a few things that, even correctly pronounced, are just too pretentious for me. Vis-a-vis is one of them. I had a coworker who used to say etSETTr instead of etcetera, basically any time he listed things. It almost killed me.
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When people type “reek havoc” or “wreck havoc” instead of wreak havoc.
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We actually do watch your channel. It’s funny because we knew you here first. But now we’re like “let’s watch Cori make stuff”
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My tornado thing was also a first disaster. But Helen Hunt didn’t enter into it until later.
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Me too. We should go out sometime. 😉
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I’d absolutely subscribe to that channel.
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A friend of mine at an old church liked IPAs (yes it was SBC, not important for this story). One time at Aldi, his kids told their mom “we should get him more beer, he drinks SO MUCH of it” loudly enough for the cashier to chuckle at the other end of the store.
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Antecedents in the skeets. Anti-seed ants in the sheets. Both pests that hit you right at home.
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Huh. 🤔
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“Waterlogged rich people” is an amazing niche. Maybe also try the Pirates of the Caribbean series? 🤭
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Tornadoes, for me
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I hope he doesn’t text ours and tell them he got veggies already. Ours are basically consigned to stare at us the next twenty minutes until it’s feeding time.
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This GIF is a response and example
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I’d go for an adventure in that Odyssey.
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I sort of read him with a very elegant Spanish accent. “Othcar eeth no harm, Señorita. Only dethire to relax and rehuvenate in your thpa”
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If I tell @atinsman.bsky.social “You’re the wind in my biscuits”, he knows it’s sincere.
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@shakespeare.lol you seeing this bruv?
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That’s what a whisk is for.
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The three ingredients in my cheddar biscuits.
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Incredible 😆
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I’m a Packers fan, and hate it for you. And Dani is a Steelers fan and hates it with you.
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Little potato is right 🥹
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Tiffany, we both know you were born there.
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Ah okay. I dunno, probably good flavors to mix. 🤷🏻‍♂️ no judgment here.
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Rice pudding with Takis?
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I hope one day to be as demure and charming as Seth Rogen in this GIF.
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We all needed this.
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Don’t tell my mom that it was just a Doom reskin. I am almost 40 and I think I’m still not allowed to play that.
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Best thing I ever got in a cereal box. Even better than Legos. The 90s were wild.
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“I’m from Chex Squadron, and Iiii volunteeeer” *hits pose*
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Next time you talk to them, let them know I heartily approve of my new drill bits.
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Were you not a firefly fan back in the day?
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🤙
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There is 100% a pic of me and my childhood bestie looking exactly like this.
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YOUR son said this? You don’t say. 😆
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It’s like that first season of Parks and Rec.