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sophiesocket.bsky.social
Southampton dwelling northern monkey 🙉 Political commentator who runs on Greggs, vodka and gravy. Language: foul Occasional satire.
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What sort of fucking country do we live in when the story is about ‘men are jailed’ and not ‘a fucking five million pound shitter?’

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

The party that pretends to back patriotism. Farage thought Truss’s budget was the best since the 80’s (because it allowed him to bet against our tanked economy), Lice and Isabellend fucked off to the country of tax dodgers and it’s Muslim chair had to step down due to racism. Absolute cunts.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

You couldn’t make this shit up could you?😂😂😂

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

🎯 #NeverForgetJanuary6th

submitted 7 days ago • 461 comments

Pop over onto X… Drop a league table of the biggest 12 right wing cunts… Walk away again…

submitted 7 days ago • 9 comments

Told my doctor I’ve got a problem with one of my ears. He said “Are you sure?” I said “Yes, I’m definite”

submitted 8 days ago • 5 comments

Reform UK Ltd are the new Blackshirts — and Farage is revelling in his role as their Oswald Mosley.

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

Haven’t seen any news footage of Wetherspoons pubs being set on fire because they’re filled with middle aged white men with drug problems.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Just sold my vacuum cleaner on eBay. It was only gathering dust.

submitted 19 days ago • 8 comments

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

@goodmorningbritain.bsky.social GMB balanced broadcasting today looks like Richard Madeley interviewing Priti Patel 😂😂😂

submitted 26 days ago • 3 comments

Just occurred to me that America now has both the Pope and the Antichrist.

submitted 30 days ago • 3 comments

Happy sunny HumpDay Bluesky!

submitted 32 days ago • 6 comments

BREAKING: A woman at the airport fainted and fell onto the baggage carousel. She's slowly coming round now.

submitted 33 days ago • 10 comments

Is it wrong and childish that I now (in my head) call my coffee a ‘Canadiano’ because of my hatred for Trump?

submitted 33 days ago • 8 comments

Rocking the Bet Lynch vibe for a works do… "Pals? Pals? You don't know the meaning of the word!".

submitted 40 days ago • 11 comments

Happy St Easter to everyone but I can’t believe Starmer has been on telly not wearing a poppy. Jesus died (then rose again depending on your viewpoint) and the least we can do is wear our poppies with pride as a show of solidarity. Bloody wokes, that’s who I blame.

submitted 56 days ago • 5 comments

Do you mind if I skip the dessert?

submitted 62 days ago • 5 comments

I just realised that if you jumble up all the letters of the parcel company 'Yodel' you can re-arrange them into 'Can't Deliver Fuck all'.

submitted 65 days ago • 4 comments

Camilla Park & Ride is not my fucking Queen...

submitted 66 days ago • 3 comments

Can marketing teams across the UK not use their imagination at Easter for once and drop the over used pun words like ‘Eggcited’ ‘Eggsausted’ ‘Eggcellent’ ‘Eggstra special’ Jesus died then rose again** for those shit puns. ** if you believe in that sort of thing.

submitted 67 days ago • 6 comments

Imagine…

submitted 70 days ago • 5 comments

See that deepfake / AI audio clip of Starmer saying he hates Liverpool is doing the rounds again. I could knock up a video of Farage twerking in 90 secs and nobody would believe it 😂😂😂 I’m no Starmer fan but people are so gullible.

submitted 72 days ago • 3 comments

Sunthampton woohoo 🙌 no big coat needed today! Hope you’re feeling some sunshine where you are too!!

submitted 75 days ago • 7 comments

Anti war / anti ethnic cleansing Seb Lowe 🤴 music.apple.com/gb/album/a-w...

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

When you’ve been on hold so long that you know what track is coming next on the bastard playlist 😡😡😡

submitted 80 days ago • 2 comments

I’m so down with the world, I’ve been quiet on the socials lately. Some would say that’s a good thing. I’m gonna try and post at least one thing per day on here from now on though, show that we aren’t giving up. Let’s fight the fash fuckers!!

submitted 80 days ago • 15 comments

😂😂😂

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

If it wasn’t the Zionists, they’d refer to it for what it is… ETHNIC fucking CLEANSING

submitted 84 days ago • 1 comment

Any woman who’s ever been in a coercive relationship can relate to this track. youtube.com/watch?v=wP_G...

submitted 85 days ago • 1 comment

Another ridiculous move by Trump (shutting down DoEdu) has me thinking he might just be ensuring that these MAGA jizzhammers might be the last ever populist government to be voted in.

submitted 86 days ago • 3 comments

Wonderful weekend in beautiful Milano! Always going to leave my apartment and hotel bedding like this from now on…surprise for housekeeping!

submitted 90 days ago • 9 comments

Someone needs to break it to him gently…

submitted 91 days ago • 20 comments

One reason for the low IQ high compliance of the US population might be an education system where you can get through high school without knowing how to read or write as long as you're good at certain sports.

submitted 93 days ago • 1 comment

Welcome to a new week and a reminder that the Zionists own you, your family, the banking system, the media, Trump and Putin.

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

JD Vance looks like the outcome of a brother and sister having sex far too often.

submitted 103 days ago • 3 comments