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A good Spelman woman from Philly. Oysters paired with a cold glass of champagne, Beyoncé, & the Philadelphia Eagles are my only personality traits.
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Venom: The Last Dance hurt my feelings. :(

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I’m thirsty as hell for this clipse album, okay? Pressed.

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The idea that I need to tailor each resume to the job I’m applying for is asinine in and of itself.

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By the time I get home from a much needed nail appointment. I will change clothes, put my bonnet on, and heat my sandwich up with more than enough time to get comfy for love island. Love when shit just falls into place.

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Whole state department is currently under scotus watch. This shit feels as close to doomsday as it can get.

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Proof that I’m slowly losing my mind through dissociation: instead of applying for jobs since mine hangs in the balance, I’m looking at houses when I am not even remotely in the market for one.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I hate being asked dumbass questions. “What’re you gonna do if you get RIF’d?” What type of stupid ass question is that??

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Top 2 by my girl

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Just bought tickets to see Jurassic World in 4DX.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

No like….we are actively dying

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

And ain’t a damn thing change but the bezel on my Rollie and the diamonds in my chain yeahhhhhh

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I’ll be buying 25.

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This Astroworld documentary is so sad.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Netflix tryna tell me I’m not in the household on my own fucking account simply because I’m using it on my phone. Bunch of greedy ass dickheads.

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I’m not even gonna like that post from Beyonce. Blonde haired harlot!

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Everyone at Shiz University was an asshole. 😒

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Ace is locked in on Wicked. We only raise dogs to appreciate the arts in this household.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Best female singer lists that exclude Vanessa Williams and Cece Winans are automatically invalid in this household.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Mannnn overseas citizen services is about to be killings themselves trying to bring all them Americans in the Middle East home.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

We not even 6 months into this fucking presidency.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

But yes Kamala was just as bad as Trump.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I bring out the fleet and it bring out the freaks.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I’m in bed drinking wine and watching love island cracking the hell up because I’ve had too much wine. The dogs are on their own for the rest of the evening.

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Black people think everything is a damn demonic ritual. 😒

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Only Black Americans should be off today btw.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Sports betting was a mistake.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I can’t get a moment’s peace when I work from home

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So many Black men continue to funnel their hate for Black women through their “support” of Caitlin Clark. And water remains wet.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

WHAT

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The dog of the rep from Minnesota was killed in the attack too? Kill that man. By firing squad. I’ll do it they need me to.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

The Spiteful Chant and put it on streaming!

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I miss having a Congress.

submitted 12 days ago • 50 comments

How do I have two bug bites on the back of my leg when my legs haven’t been exposed?????

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Huda is clinically insane. Disturbing. Get her off this island. And into treatment. And I’m so serious.

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Clifton Powell never played the role of an honorable person in his life but he was particularly terrible in Dead Presidents lmao.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

A “manhunt” for a person who assassinated an elected official but they have no problem tracking down and finding undocumented immigrants.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

They were shouting “Go birds, fuck trump” at the Philly protest.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

CC COOKIN

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Sab COOKIN.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

I could very easily live in the Ballston-Arlington area. So cute and convenient, I love it.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Again I say FIFA needs to withdraw all events from this wretched fucking country because the fuck you mean customs and border patrol will be providing security at the games? Since WHEN?

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

The scene in Jurassic World: Fallen World when the left behind brontosaurus gets engulfed in the lava and smoke is SO sad. I’m in the salon about to cry lmao.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

I cannot wait to get outta this salon so I can take a nap, Jesus!

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Iris kinda funny looking.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

“A mom of what” is so crazy lmaooooo #LoveIslandUSA

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

I hope this bombshell is specifically for Jeremiah. Huda is fucking exhausting bruh. #LoveIslandUSA

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

I’m gonna have to cave and upgrade my phone.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

The technology in this office is such trailer park trash. Much like the entire federal government.

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