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A good Spelman woman from Philly. Oysters paired with a cold glass of champagne, Beyoncé, & the Philadelphia Eagles are my only personality traits.
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I’m at the bar and these lesbians fighting while my man singing Maxwell at karaoke in the background. My type of carrying on.

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Anyone notice more MAGA, right-leaning content appearing on their once perfectly curated FYP on TikTok???

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Venom: The Last Dance hurt my feelings. :(

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I’m thirsty as hell for this clipse album, okay? Pressed.

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The idea that I need to tailor each resume to the job I’m applying for is asinine in and of itself.

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By the time I get home from a much needed nail appointment. I will change clothes, put my bonnet on, and heat my sandwich up with more than enough time to get comfy for love island. Love when shit just falls into place.

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Whole state department is currently under scotus watch. This shit feels as close to doomsday as it can get.

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Proof that I’m slowly losing my mind through dissociation: instead of applying for jobs since mine hangs in the balance, I’m looking at houses when I am not even remotely in the market for one.

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I hate being asked dumbass questions. “What’re you gonna do if you get RIF’d?” What type of stupid ass question is that??

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Top 2 by my girl

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Just bought tickets to see Jurassic World in 4DX.

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No like….we are actively dying

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And ain’t a damn thing change but the bezel on my Rollie and the diamonds in my chain yeahhhhhh

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I’ll be buying 25.

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This Astroworld documentary is so sad.

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Netflix tryna tell me I’m not in the household on my own fucking account simply because I’m using it on my phone. Bunch of greedy ass dickheads.

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I’m not even gonna like that post from Beyonce. Blonde haired harlot!

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Everyone at Shiz University was an asshole. 😒

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Ace is locked in on Wicked. We only raise dogs to appreciate the arts in this household.

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Best female singer lists that exclude Vanessa Williams and Cece Winans are automatically invalid in this household.

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Mannnn overseas citizen services is about to be killings themselves trying to bring all them Americans in the Middle East home.

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We not even 6 months into this fucking presidency.

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But yes Kamala was just as bad as Trump.

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I bring out the fleet and it bring out the freaks.

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I’m in bed drinking wine and watching love island cracking the hell up because I’ve had too much wine. The dogs are on their own for the rest of the evening.

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Black people think everything is a damn demonic ritual. 😒

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Only Black Americans should be off today btw.

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Sports betting was a mistake.

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I can’t get a moment’s peace when I work from home

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So many Black men continue to funnel their hate for Black women through their “support” of Caitlin Clark. And water remains wet.

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WHAT

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The dog of the rep from Minnesota was killed in the attack too? Kill that man. By firing squad. I’ll do it they need me to.

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The Spiteful Chant and put it on streaming!

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I miss having a Congress.

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How do I have two bug bites on the back of my leg when my legs haven’t been exposed?????

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Huda is clinically insane. Disturbing. Get her off this island. And into treatment. And I’m so serious.

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Clifton Powell never played the role of an honorable person in his life but he was particularly terrible in Dead Presidents lmao.

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A “manhunt” for a person who assassinated an elected official but they have no problem tracking down and finding undocumented immigrants.

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They were shouting “Go birds, fuck trump” at the Philly protest.

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CC COOKIN

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Sab COOKIN.

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I could very easily live in the Ballston-Arlington area. So cute and convenient, I love it.

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Again I say FIFA needs to withdraw all events from this wretched fucking country because the fuck you mean customs and border patrol will be providing security at the games? Since WHEN?

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The scene in Jurassic World: Fallen World when the left behind brontosaurus gets engulfed in the lava and smoke is SO sad. I’m in the salon about to cry lmao.

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I cannot wait to get outta this salon so I can take a nap, Jesus!

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Iris kinda funny looking.

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