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allegedly a lawyer, but absolutely nothing i shitpost here should be taken as legal advice, or really advice at all probably she/they 🏳️‍⚧️ wasian 🇰🇷 discord: errinyous
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fuck my phone has started autocorrecting yeah to yeag, am i cooked

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

if you think about it emailing a dick pic is also junk mail

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

girls should be allowed to strip down to their underwear at work whenever they feel like it

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

suddenly i have to do math at work??? what did i ever do to deserve this???

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

dear clients: i am begging you to stop using your work email for political circlejerks with your rural relatives about how the democrats rig every election

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

fuckboi

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

wearing a special outfit for court during pride month but it's just a blazer over a white tshirt that says "tranny faggot." in comic sans

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

not really ideal that my job's hours are 8-5 but my brain is incapable of locking in until around 2:30 every afternoon

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

this cle is full of memes and none of them are used correctly, fucking hell lawyers are the absolute worst

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

we love it when boobs are boobing

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

If you say “go outside” your sapphobia is showing THE END

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

i just think that if you've never questioned your own gender once in your entire life then you don't get to have an opinion about anyone who has

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

found out today that my boss hates the oxford comma, should i quit now or wait until next week?

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jeans made of 100% cotton should be required to have warning labels like "hey FYI these jeans won't have any stretch to accommodate your fat ass"

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

saving money on makeup by letting yesterday's eyeliner be today's eye shadow

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goatse guy whispering "beeeeeeeg stretch" to himself every time

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shaking oc's hand after the trial and telling them gg no re

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

breaking: jk rowling announces that all goblins in her books share the last name "goldstein"

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

our long national nightmare is over

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

i can be trusted with a pretty girl under my desk while i work

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

devastated to report that my preferred stall in the office bathroom is almost out of toilet paper so i'm being forced to poop in a different one until further notice

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

I'm not saying you need to become a Red Sox fan but it seems like there's benefits

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

see it just doesn't hit the same in a waist- up bathroom mirror

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I am looking forward to the Chuck Tingle title "Pounded in the Butt By a Sentient Cylindrical Asteroid, Obviously Consensually Because Consent Is a Thing, No Matter What Any Former Solicitor General of Texas Might Assume, As He Allegedly Tells an Awful Version to an Unwilling Audience Over Dinner"

submitted 6 days ago • 38 comments

asking for a reasonable accommodation at work for a full length mirror in my office so i can take better selfies to accommodate my transsexualism

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

my neck my back my pussy and my crack is a description of all the body parts i engage when i deadlift

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

remember when linda mcmahon was a drugged zombie in a wheelchair

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

she cave on my johnson til i portal all over

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

i think a lot of lawyers, myself included, sometimes lose sight of the fact that the amounts of money we dismiss as nuisance value would be absolutely life changing for like at least half the country

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

love living in a country where the people in charge of public health are basically the human version of the airplane bullet holes meme and think that makes them experts

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