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allegedly a lawyer, but absolutely nothing i shitpost here should be taken as legal advice, or really advice at all probably she/they 🏳️‍⚧️ wasian 🇰🇷 discord: errinyous
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the fight scene between gandalf and saruman in fellowship somehow has the same energy as the homoerotic fight in the bus from deadpool vs wolverine

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it's d-day, may you all get the d you want and deserve today

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just watched my cat puke and eat the same kibble three times, and i honestly wish i had this level of perseverance about anything

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🔨 shut 🔨 the 🔨 fuck 🔨 up 🔨 nerd 🔨

submitted 1 day ago • 17 comments

Polis has gone out of his way to make clear that he doesn't have a future in office in this state. He's told us who he is eighty times over.

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Gift link with details on Polis violating state laws to turn over children to ICE: When he shows up on the national scene, treat him like Andrew Cuomo.

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actually my dad is a cishet guy so i can be a misandrist as i want

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this is definitely for a specific type of girl with a very specific type of daddy

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what do you mean proper service isn't about serving cunt

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trans girls who are good at computers be like "yeah my pronouns are IT/ITs"

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it is a very cruel joke that adderall makes me extremely bottomy but also makes me constipated

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just choked on my own spit and coughed until my coworker came out of her office to check on me, so that's how my morning is going

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as a later in life trans woman, i'm used to bring my own biggest hater. that's why, this pride month, i'm partnering with my new biggest hater, the united states government

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fuck my phone has started autocorrecting yeah to yeag, am i cooked

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

if you think about it emailing a dick pic is also junk mail

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girls should be allowed to strip down to their underwear at work whenever they feel like it

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suddenly i have to do math at work??? what did i ever do to deserve this???

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dear clients: i am begging you to stop using your work email for political circlejerks with your rural relatives about how the democrats rig every election

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fuckboi

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wearing a special outfit for court during pride month but it's just a blazer over a white tshirt that says "tranny faggot." in comic sans

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

not really ideal that my job's hours are 8-5 but my brain is incapable of locking in until around 2:30 every afternoon

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

this cle is full of memes and none of them are used correctly, fucking hell lawyers are the absolute worst

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we love it when boobs are boobing

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If you say “go outside” your sapphobia is showing THE END

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

i just think that if you've never questioned your own gender once in your entire life then you don't get to have an opinion about anyone who has

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found out today that my boss hates the oxford comma, should i quit now or wait until next week?

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jeans made of 100% cotton should be required to have warning labels like "hey FYI these jeans won't have any stretch to accommodate your fat ass"

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saving money on makeup by letting yesterday's eyeliner be today's eye shadow

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goatse guy whispering "beeeeeeeg stretch" to himself every time

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shaking oc's hand after the trial and telling them gg no re

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breaking: jk rowling announces that all goblins in her books share the last name "goldstein"

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

our long national nightmare is over

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

i can be trusted with a pretty girl under my desk while i work

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

devastated to report that my preferred stall in the office bathroom is almost out of toilet paper so i'm being forced to poop in a different one until further notice

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

I'm not saying you need to become a Red Sox fan but it seems like there's benefits

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