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soupcansteffans.bsky.social
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i'm here you fuckass bitch

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Two meals left, maybe three if I stretch things, but I'm already getting some diabetic effects from my diet getting unbalanced. I'm really hoping that I can make a grocery run today, but I've only got that $10 from Monday.

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He's more versatile than that

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Can't even watch them fighting because my shitty state blocks porn

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It’s the happiest day of Elon Musk’s life because he finally posted something people actually want to read

submitted 3 hours ago • 49 comments

Twitter right now

submitted 3 hours ago • 29 comments

Helping someone else only takes a few seconds.

submitted 7 hours ago • 56 comments

If Trump does decide to off Elon he'll have to come up with some plausible reason why his car would explode

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Kitchen sinks painted to look like there's already a washcloth drying on the divider so you don't have to add one

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groimes you haeve to come get me at Geetmo

submitted 4 hours ago • 48 comments

a ninja that assassinates you by shifting everything in your house a half inch so you stub your toes and bruise your shins and thighs every night... death by a thousand clutz

submitted 557 days ago • 3 comments

*struggling to fold the batter for a fitted sheet cake*

submitted 627 days ago • 5 comments

at 16k followers i WILL lay down and take a nice nap

submitted 8 hours ago • 3 comments

this is exactly why I said no dems at pride

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Lol nice fucking try, riddler

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You know that's right

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My nephew LOVES pokemon, so this year for his birthday I am going to take him to a cock fight! He's gonna love it!

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they better let me keep one leg out when they cryogenically freeze me or i’ll never be able to sleep

submitted 21 hours ago • 15 comments

OMG finally I made it

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Omg this entire thread and not one correct answer. It's ONE. ONE red balloon, tied to the sewer opening. Because we all float down there. JFC.🎈

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Buying something marketed as medium duty because I respect the humility

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Got several dozen of your asses

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

I still think this is one of the most gutting notes I’ve ever read.

submitted 22 hours ago • 58 comments

Gonna get my eye looked at tomorrow.. usually it's the other way around

submitted 22 hours ago • 7 comments

If your jokes circulate for a couple days, I can get them.

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