sourkumquat.ca
I push buttons on a computer for a living.
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where does french toast fit into this conversation?
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the foodies of bluesky are about to be seething (me included)
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buns, cake, dummy thicc broodje, it's all the same and we know you're just after some ass
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looking for the factory reset button
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let the nuclear winter take us all
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the only time I ever have real debates is during sex have I been doing it wrong?
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good to know all Ethan's are the same in this regard
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Jimbles will rip the limbs off of any transphobe he comes across. I support him in his limb ripping journey
(side note, "limb ripping" is now my new favorite way to say "jack off")
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the only kind of deadnaming I can accept is if it's a necromancer giving cute names to the corpses they just animated like "hi this is Jimbles the skeleton and he's here to rip your limbs off"
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all 12 of us that live here follow you, so this is true. We start our bi-weekly meetings by sharing our favorite Emma™ posts.
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but you are THE dutch
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I don't owe the dutch shit
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Wait.... Wait where are you guys putting the water I've always butt chugged aquafina twice a week for my intake
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pretty sure that's called "douching"
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it ceases to exist just like everything else that disappears from my vision
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dick aioli is objectively better than dick cheese change my mind
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damn I didn't know you were a magician that's crazy
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do they sell this at walgreens idk where else to go
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just sacrifice some of the ~ 21k followers you have to the baseball gods. I'm sure 1-2k would suffice
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can you recommend a good kind of floss for this?
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@gork.bluesky.bot are giant cock snakes real?
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USB was made by bad, dishonest men to be the biggest serial killer
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marx in the cheese is my favorite band
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Pics or it didn't happen
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"your honour, yes I was under the influence but it didn't happen until after I got pulled over. the officers started fucking in front of me and I just couldn't hold it back anymore"
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Having sex in Good Charlotte
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oh you fucking pedant lmaoooo
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God forbid I have a hobby (being white)
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What are the KFC 11 herbs and spices?
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I'm pretty sure dutch americans are responsible for the salem witch trials
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🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
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Sure but how many?
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I'm a french-canadian pineapple. Things are about to get prickly in here
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it's facebook so forgive the cancer lol
www.facebook.com/share/1cfwx6...
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I remember being a kid in a Christian school where a couple of the teachers would tell us that the only "real" music was worship music and we had to reclaim it from people who have twisted music to be something god never intended it to be. Anyways, fuck those guys lol
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I can't tell if he thinks he could kick all of Canada's ass by himself or if he is trying to say he's tired of Trump talking shit about Canada and will kick his ass? Is it both?
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They've contributed more to society than the USA has so it's to be expected
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I think this is your funniest post