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cat: omg you’re home I have something I absolutely cannot wait to show you me: is it your butth— cat: it’s my butthole

The Internet in a nutshell:

Lol Ohio www.nbcnewyork.com/news/nationa...

Me: "so I have this horrific nerve pain in my hands and feet .." Doctors: "Hmm. I don't believe you. Go lift weights"

For the past 7 months I've been in so much pain I wish for the sweet relief of death, but all my doctors seem to think I can just do physical therapy. I went for a walk two days ago around my property and I'm still all f*cked up. Would you do PT for pain management if you were literally on fire?

ME: I'm sorry that I disappeared there for a few months. FRIEND: It's okay. How've you been? ME: *already disappeared again*

I’m so tired of figuring out what to eat. Every day with this shit. I need the food to start picking me. Choose me. Love me.

*five minutes after scarfing down his food* My cat: "Feed me, Papa, for I am weak from starvation"

Lol this dude on here is like "you purposely misconstrued what I said" Bro. I said it once and I'll say it again: Everyone thinks you were being an asshole. Not just me. Eat shit and die. Anyway he's blocked now lol

Me: "I changed my Snapchat name" Friend, very loudly: "IS IT FECAL BEETLE?"

Why do the buttons on my Xbox controller need to be made of hard plastic? Why can't they be made out of uwu bunny kisses?

My neighbor across the road has a fluffy little cat they let outside, and it comes to my house all the time to visit my cat in the window. My cat is absolutely in love with my neighbor's cat

What if every time you scored a goal in Rocket League, Kevin Malone just starts singing "You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you Aughta know"

Having second breakfast for first dinner What a time to be alive

Just..... Potatoes in most forms are the best thing

Potatoes O'Brien are my new favorite thing

I MUST raise $375 TODAY for full fill of epilepsy med +$217 ins. premium + ~$200 for HRT. Had severe injuries & could have died last time I lost access to seizure meds. #HelpSky #MutualAid HHL=tax deductible! 👇🏻 helphopelive.org/campaign/159... www.paypal.com/paypalme/kar... Venmo: KARRIE-HIGGINS-2

I went AFK to take a bath and came back and it appears I've started a movement

Disability may explain why certain negative interactions happen but it doesn't negate harm done; as an autistic person who's put my foot in my mouth MORE TIMES THAN I CAN COUNT, I am STILL responsible for my words. The measure of quality comes in ownership and behavior modifications after.

Ooh I forgot to mention: my husband fixed my mouse! He just smacked it around a few times and said "This is how I fix stuff at work" lol 😆

I like crafting my spouse extravagant gifts, and sending little love notes with them 💕 #FFXIV

I dropped my gaming mouse one too many times and I broke it. Rest in pieces, good ole Logitech

So people are using ChatGPT to write essays, and I write essays for fun? I'm starting to think I'm a little weird

*scrolling through Tiktok* Ahh look at this video! It's a little shop full of cute things! I feel warm and fuzzy! *Next video* "LET'S TALK ABOUT DYING IN YOUR SLEEP" ... That's enough tiktok for tonight...

I want fuck it we ball money but exclusively to pay someone to tell me what to eat every day

You know you have POTS when you have a "Salt Shelf." That's just the shelf where I keep all my salt. Ya know for drinks, food etc. SALT!

Unedited macro photos from around the yard :3