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Visiting an important historical landmark

DC dinner party circuit in disarray as Sotomayor issues fiery dissent

an almost unbelievably loud "would"

Block the slop wherever you see it, if a “resistance” account follows you and they’re following any amount of ppl in the 5 digits you must instantly block.

This is almost a Several Months of Jingoistic Drumbeat Coverage-proof margin

Just saw a "Bush and Blair had good intentions, they just got in over their heads" take from someone contrasting them with Trump. We're achieving incredible new levels of LOL Nothing Matters.

It's so funny that he's just a neocon now. Congrats, MAGA freaks, you really bucked the system. Good job sticking it to the elites.

Saw some weird dogs

yes i am sure

at least toby keith is dead this time

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The 95° Day Hike dipshit has logged on

Turns out the residents of red states that rely on tourists visiting their national parks may actually be capable of thinking more than five minutes into the future

"But I tell ya, Chief, I never went in no submersible again after that day. Anyway, we delivered Pearl Jam to the Titanic, where they played the first underwater concert of all time."

Happy 50th anniversary to the movie Jaws. This is probably the greatest line in cinema history:

when's that obama endorsement drop

Roberts shoved Schildt and then immediately hid behind umpires and his team doing some "hold me back" shit. Fuck this clown and his team.

No, Gemini, I do not need you to summarize the thread where our CEO announced the death of a long-time employee but thank you so much for offering

Thank you to the @ghostcanyonfest.bsky.social dudes for once again having me design their single day flyers. Check out their fest here: Ghostcanyonfest.com

StubHub apparently can't tell the difference between real bands and tributes but Phil's trajectory rightfully should be a shitty biker bar in the suburbs

I love wondering where all my good bookmarks are and realizing they're in books I didn't finish

Single Day Passes are now available for Friday - Sunday. We added a Thursday show in Colorado Springs because we are masochists. Link in that bio.

Hmm, starting to think this administration won't be beholden to opinion polls

Once every few months Gmail just completely forgets how to detect and filter obvious spam emails and I think that's beautiful

GYWO fucking rocked. It really did make you feel less crazy. Not as alone. God bless David Rees.

Roger Ebert would have been 82 today, sharing the only Onion article to ever legitimately make me tear up theonion.com/roger-ebert-...

Computer: enhance

The closest I've ever come to being punched by a coworker was the night the invasion campaign started, some tough guy dipshit I worked overnights with at Lowe's turned beet red and got in my face because I said W was an idiot and it was a huge mistake. I should see what kind of cop that guy became.

fuck the New York Times and everyone who works or writes for them and please let me emphasize yes, I mean everyone

Especially when that loser is so clearly angling for engagement. Have some self-respect.