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thinkin about watching winter soldier, the movie in which the guy who wears the american flag for a uniform decides the most patriotic thing to do when the govt gets overrun by nazis is to steal their own aircraft and do a 9/11 to the military HQ

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Bar playing some boring Dua Lipa song that samples White Town's Your Woman, a direct violation of the "your thing probably shouldn't remind people of a better thing" rule

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Visiting an important historical landmark

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DC dinner party circuit in disarray as Sotomayor issues fiery dissent

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an almost unbelievably loud "would"

submitted 1 day ago • 25 comments

Block the slop wherever you see it, if a “resistance” account follows you and they’re following any amount of ppl in the 5 digits you must instantly block.

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This is almost a Several Months of Jingoistic Drumbeat Coverage-proof margin

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Just saw a "Bush and Blair had good intentions, they just got in over their heads" take from someone contrasting them with Trump. We're achieving incredible new levels of LOL Nothing Matters.

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It's so funny that he's just a neocon now. Congrats, MAGA freaks, you really bucked the system. Good job sticking it to the elites.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Saw some weird dogs

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yes i am sure

submitted 3 days ago • 31 comments

at least toby keith is dead this time

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The 95° Day Hike dipshit has logged on

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Turns out the residents of red states that rely on tourists visiting their national parks may actually be capable of thinking more than five minutes into the future

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"But I tell ya, Chief, I never went in no submersible again after that day. Anyway, we delivered Pearl Jam to the Titanic, where they played the first underwater concert of all time."

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Happy 50th anniversary to the movie Jaws. This is probably the greatest line in cinema history:

submitted 4 days ago • 127 comments

when's that obama endorsement drop

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Roberts shoved Schildt and then immediately hid behind umpires and his team doing some "hold me back" shit. Fuck this clown and his team.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

No, Gemini, I do not need you to summarize the thread where our CEO announced the death of a long-time employee but thank you so much for offering

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Thank you to the @ghostcanyonfest.bsky.social dudes for once again having me design their single day flyers. Check out their fest here: Ghostcanyonfest.com

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StubHub apparently can't tell the difference between real bands and tributes but Phil's trajectory rightfully should be a shitty biker bar in the suburbs

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I love wondering where all my good bookmarks are and realizing they're in books I didn't finish

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Single Day Passes are now available for Friday - Sunday. We added a Thursday show in Colorado Springs because we are masochists. Link in that bio.

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Hmm, starting to think this administration won't be beholden to opinion polls

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Once every few months Gmail just completely forgets how to detect and filter obvious spam emails and I think that's beautiful

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

GYWO fucking rocked. It really did make you feel less crazy. Not as alone. God bless David Rees.

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

Roger Ebert would have been 82 today, sharing the only Onion article to ever legitimately make me tear up theonion.com/roger-ebert-...

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

Computer: enhance

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment