spaghettikneesweak.bsky.social
public policy and consumer welfare researcher. associate professor. local man. detroit sports shitposter. was @acouplethoughts on the other site
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my coworkers wife put two crystals in her bra every morning and insisted she didn’t believe they did anything “but it couldn’t hurt
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bigger does mean better in this case. i can follow sports and politics and the people i liked from twitter here, and maybe I’m weird, but that’s all i need
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this is corny as hell, but there’s so much beauty to choosing every single word while writing knowing that you’ll be challenged on it, and that it will define who you are and what you care about forever to the reader. who would want to give that away?
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my co-authors there aren’t even allowed to go to conferences because the budget is already so bad, it’s a shame
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imagine a 90 minute zoom debate, both in bleakly lit basements implicitly outside state lines, where her and eric adams spend the full 90 minutes in a hotly contested argument about who understands aliens better in front of a silent, bewildered public television audience
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my graduation speaker was bill cosby, shortly after the hannibal burress stuff, so I never walked because of it and none of my family even came to do a party since I wasn’t going to walk. still don’t even have my diploma
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remember having this as a kid and loving it /wondering why it went away, and forgot about until now, an embarrassing fact you now know about a stranger
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ftw.usatoday.com/story/sports...
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it’s a guy playing the stupidest version of american and getting to watch how much we have in common with others tolerating him with humor, it’s a beautiful thing
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What
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Every one of these is more important than the mental acuity of the former President. We are in trouble. Focus.
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i am a millennial and yes these people are sometimes in my age group and yes that’s a problem and yes I hate it
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Yeah and I don’t like it
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against me!, the clash, dire straits and very few other bands are in the category of “every album rules” bamboo bones is my fucking jam
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the line “basically, I tried to masterbate and fly the plane at the same time” will be seared into my brain forever