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62% Geek, 29% Nerd, 7% Dork, 2% Scottish. Middle school math teacher by choice. Gamer dad. Baby DM. Occasionally funny.
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SpaceX? More like SpaceXplode!

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

Please ensure the electric chair has good lumbar support.

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

We don't use the word "scuttlebutt" enough.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Shout out to games that have a "gather your allies" mission to bring together all the friends you've made in your journey to help with the final showdown.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

This is who runs this account

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

I just put peanut butter on warm banana bread with chocolate chips and I expect my James Beard Award to be arriving at any moment.

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

2025: The Year of Completion Game 14 - June 16 Horizon: Zero Dawn Fantastic main story and solid characters with beautiful visuals and intense combat. Exploration felt a bit unrewarding and many side quests were lacking but the main missions made up for that. And Aloy pulls all the ladies.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I like me. I hope you like you. 💙

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Happy Father's Day to all you fathers, dads, step-dads, and father figures!

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

It's estimated that over 80% of Komala have Pokérus.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment