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dear lord they scraped the lechmere dunkins off the map and a big ol RIP to the sav-mor what was similarly erased in the name of development

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Taking Cambridge St thru Inman always involves a roll call of the past, especially with regards to certain deadbeat pub crawl routes from 20+ yrs ago which would invariably end in Courtside karaoke massacres and a stagger to the Lechmere bus shed

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The Bill Staines show at the Iron Horse I took my father to for his birthday, where afterwards my dad sat with Bill and talked about flying on the plane in Alaska that inspired "Redbird's Wing" They chatted it up like longtime friends; my old man walked out of that place starstruck and giddy

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god i love my job in the oats and honey department of nature valley. they give me total freedom to decide how many crumbs to put in each package

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anyway I am at the end of a second round of antibiotics for a sinus infection that is causing severe headaches and facial pain and I have 4 hours before I am to get up and go see a doctor and I'm worried this is the infection that's gonna kill me and I have to listen to this fucking jackass outside

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wasn't even 7 am yet and the next door neighbor brought out his radio to the driveway then started hollering to the person inside the house that of COURSE he needs to work outside NOW in the rain something about getting a "head start" time for the earplugs that remind me how much tinnitus I got

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the morning light today is a strange yellow-orange-pink the little cat and I are on the couch trying to make sense of it all

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cat: omg you’re home I have something I absolutely cannot wait to show you me: is it your butth— cat: it’s my butthole

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At Gato the Robot [exits: south] Marle, a teenage girl with a long blonde ponytail, stands here. Gato, Lucca's singing robot, is here. Gato sings, 'My name is Gato' o/~ Gato sings, 'I have metal joints' o/~ Gato sings, 'Beat me up' o/~ Gato sings, 'And earn fifteen silver points' o/~

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watching lionel barrymore in 1929's THE MYSTERIOUS ISLAND giving an amazing performance while ripped off his tits on morphine

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starlite restaurant sign, old orchard beach, maine, 1984

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The hell with generative AI, I want degenerative AI - Servers based in Innsmouth, MA - Literally hallucinates 119% of the time - Extra fingers and bulging eyes are not a mistake - The stars are right - Lose 1d4 SAN - Is it REALLY hallucinating though? - You see farther than any person before - Ia

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"I'm against protesting, but I don't know how to show it."

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putting this over my head and screaming

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Yeah, the Big Beautiful Bill fucks over trans people, but what we should be worried about even more is this section nullifying temporary restraining orders and contempts. Literally preventing the courts from holding any of them accountable. Fucking hell.

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Every now and again I reflect on our Charlotte's Web GBA game we produced at Backbone. It was an action platform game that had Wilbur leaping around on platforms. We referred to it internally as "Pig of Persia," in honor of Prince of Persia, the game we absurdly based it on.

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so the Thing we saw today was the gas station in Inman Square which had dumped its emergency fire suppression chemical pale green pollen covered the pumps and cars and ground

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kun ga LOOOOOOSH

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"Well obviously no plan will satisfy 100% of the people" says the city, implementing a plan that absolutely everybody hates

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2.17: Extremely Miniature Golf

submitted 95 days ago • 3 comments

Sometimes I think about what I've forgotten and what I've allowed to remain forgotten and what I never remembered forgetting in the first place The thought of all the info and words and ideas that can no longer be accessed makes a person feel trapped inside a constantly shrinking consciousness

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having my morning noodle soup while watching this wonderful man attempt to play video games

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It increasingly feels like the decisive moment in tech was when U2 put their new album into everyone's phones in the middle of the night without our consent. This is now the tech model for all: you're getting what we give you - AI in your google search, whatever - whether or not you want it.

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

FISH PAY ATTENTION TO THE MOON www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDj7...

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today has been a really bad day not being able to find peace is exhausting

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Someone put a mirror out with the trash near Grange Park, and this one Canada goose is VERY MAD at this FUCKING GUY who will not STEP OFF

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AI must really be getting advanced if Darren thinks it can abuse an actress harder than he could

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RIP George Wendt, one of the most famous indie/punk rock fans of the 80s/90s.

submitted 2 days ago • 31 comments

You'll still get the incorrect results made up to get you to buy shit, but you'll also get to make a poor person choke on the exhaust of a methane gas turbine, so who's to say

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Fascism's demands can never be satisfied. You agree to sacrifice the most Other, and that just means the second-most Other is the new most Other and becomes the new target.

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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

submitted 4 days ago • 71 comments

The alcoholic variant involves a tequila floater and popcorn salt rim and is called "I've Made a Huge Mistake and Will Learn Nothing From This" it is also why I don't get to make the specialty drinks menu

dear lord they scraped the lechmere dunkins off the map and a big ol RIP to the sav-mor what was similarly erased in the name of development

Taking Cambridge St thru Inman always involves a roll call of the past, especially with regards to certain deadbeat pub crawl routes from 20+ yrs ago which would invariably end in Courtside karaoke massacres and a stagger to the Lechmere bus shed

The Bill Staines show at the Iron Horse I took my father to for his birthday, where afterwards my dad sat with Bill and talked about flying on the plane in Alaska that inspired "Redbird's Wing" They chatted it up like longtime friends; my old man walked out of that place starstruck and giddy

god i love my job in the oats and honey department of nature valley. they give me total freedom to decide how many crumbs to put in each package

anyway I am at the end of a second round of antibiotics for a sinus infection that is causing severe headaches and facial pain and I have 4 hours before I am to get up and go see a doctor and I'm worried this is the infection that's gonna kill me and I have to listen to this fucking jackass outside

wasn't even 7 am yet and the next door neighbor brought out his radio to the driveway then started hollering to the person inside the house that of COURSE he needs to work outside NOW in the rain something about getting a "head start" time for the earplugs that remind me how much tinnitus I got

the morning light today is a strange yellow-orange-pink the little cat and I are on the couch trying to make sense of it all

cat: omg you’re home I have something I absolutely cannot wait to show you me: is it your butth— cat: it’s my butthole

At Gato the Robot [exits: south] Marle, a teenage girl with a long blonde ponytail, stands here. Gato, Lucca's singing robot, is here. Gato sings, 'My name is Gato' o/~ Gato sings, 'I have metal joints' o/~ Gato sings, 'Beat me up' o/~ Gato sings, 'And earn fifteen silver points' o/~

watching lionel barrymore in 1929's THE MYSTERIOUS ISLAND giving an amazing performance while ripped off his tits on morphine

starlite restaurant sign, old orchard beach, maine, 1984

The hell with generative AI, I want degenerative AI - Servers based in Innsmouth, MA - Literally hallucinates 119% of the time - Extra fingers and bulging eyes are not a mistake - The stars are right - Lose 1d4 SAN - Is it REALLY hallucinating though? - You see farther than any person before - Ia

"I'm against protesting, but I don't know how to show it."

putting this over my head and screaming

Yeah, the Big Beautiful Bill fucks over trans people, but what we should be worried about even more is this section nullifying temporary restraining orders and contempts. Literally preventing the courts from holding any of them accountable. Fucking hell.

Every now and again I reflect on our Charlotte's Web GBA game we produced at Backbone. It was an action platform game that had Wilbur leaping around on platforms. We referred to it internally as "Pig of Persia," in honor of Prince of Persia, the game we absurdly based it on.

so the Thing we saw today was the gas station in Inman Square which had dumped its emergency fire suppression chemical pale green pollen covered the pumps and cars and ground

kun ga LOOOOOOSH

"Well obviously no plan will satisfy 100% of the people" says the city, implementing a plan that absolutely everybody hates

2.17: Extremely Miniature Golf

Sometimes I think about what I've forgotten and what I've allowed to remain forgotten and what I never remembered forgetting in the first place The thought of all the info and words and ideas that can no longer be accessed makes a person feel trapped inside a constantly shrinking consciousness

having my morning noodle soup while watching this wonderful man attempt to play video games

It increasingly feels like the decisive moment in tech was when U2 put their new album into everyone's phones in the middle of the night without our consent. This is now the tech model for all: you're getting what we give you - AI in your google search, whatever - whether or not you want it.

FISH PAY ATTENTION TO THE MOON www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDj7...

today has been a really bad day not being able to find peace is exhausting

Someone put a mirror out with the trash near Grange Park, and this one Canada goose is VERY MAD at this FUCKING GUY who will not STEP OFF

AI must really be getting advanced if Darren thinks it can abuse an actress harder than he could

RIP George Wendt, one of the most famous indie/punk rock fans of the 80s/90s.

You'll still get the incorrect results made up to get you to buy shit, but you'll also get to make a poor person choke on the exhaust of a methane gas turbine, so who's to say

Fascism's demands can never be satisfied. You agree to sacrifice the most Other, and that just means the second-most Other is the new most Other and becomes the new target.

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

The alcoholic variant involves a tequila floater and popcorn salt rim and is called "I've Made a Huge Mistake and Will Learn Nothing From This" it is also why I don't get to make the specialty drinks menu

i see everything you do

could have dealt with one, easy. Maybe even two! But five—oh brother