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“writer”, digital studies grad, 5'3", Michigan forever, lactose intolerant, library & union superfan. they can't kill us till they kill us. Social internet is dead I use this to liveskeet books
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earl grey creme will fix me

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I have experienced Ypsi PRIDE and I am done experiencing it

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I have been mixing sweet tea with tea concentrate which results in the legendary drink and lifestyle, t4t

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encountering Miltown in EMPIRE OF PAIN, a drug I thought was made up in THE CALCULATING STARS because it sounds so silly

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--louise gluck probably

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Taking out the sentence about IGM in my review of Dig! Dig! Dino! bc I'm the only one who thought it was funny

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Recession happening? Shortstaffed, hiring is kind of complicated? Try employing a 30-45 yr old AADL superfan! a 30-45 yr old AADL superfan will not steer you wrong. you certainly will not regret hiring a 30-45 yr old AADL superfan

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so peeved i log onto anker dot com and just start putting usb-c to usb-c cords in my cart

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one of the Rowdy Boys is in this episode of Altered Carbon

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I've always said that slay the spire would be better if I also had to do hiragana flashcards during it

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I have friends to do that for me. They also eat cheeseburgers

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A thread on our response to AI 🧵 ✅ We will never knowingly prioritize, publicize, nor market AI-narrated/generated audiobooks. ✅ Recommendations on Libro are from real, live booksellers and our team, not algorithms. ✅ Our customer support team is made of real people, not bots.

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i have done financial stuff all afternoon and i think i should obtain a stupid expensive hamburger about it

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BLOOD!!!!!!!

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i have false started my period like four times in the last month and i'm SO SICK OF IT

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Jude takes name brand ibuprofen

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This no-kill animal shelter is in desperate need of kitten food, kitten milk replacement, and other supplies. If you post a screenshot in my replies showing that you donated at least $10 (even as a Chewy gift card), I'll answer a style-related question for you. Donation info in their thread.

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Teeth, teeth, teeth, teeth, *slamming fists on table* teeth, teeth, teeth. Buy minis, fix teeth.

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"Even given everything that's happening, we must aggressively, ferociously celebrate every single win. Guard every spark of light. Let them fuel us. And let them help us bring the world we need into being."

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When a baby is about to be born, someone always has to boil water. It's for the baby's first hot dogs.

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Might be time to repost this oldie of mine from the bad site (originally written in response to arnoldzwicky.org/2017/05/17/l... )

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Lotta people asking questions about my “ask me questions about my shirt” shirt that are answered by neither my shirt nor me nor a cruel and loving God.

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There is a spider in the bathroom and Jude is in New York

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Get yourself some books by intersex people for Pride, I WILL HELP YOU

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STRING CHEESE!!!!!!!!

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A TRANS PERSON MADE YOUR PUZZLE is LIVE !!!! donate at least $10 USD to an American trans charity and receive 10 puzzles by trans constructors edited by me and @cantorlope.bsky.social beautiful cover art by @pseudonymjones.bsky.social happy pride :) tinyurl.com/transxwords

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Trying to be fine and normal about not having my Preferred Sauces at this time

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AADL celebrates Pride in June, Ann Arbor Pride in August, and the LGBTQ+ community year-round with events, online content, and so much more. Here's a list of some of the things coming up this summer and a look back at past events and activities! aadl.org/pride

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I was/am in complete remission from basically last July to now but I have started experiencing more frequently + longer stiffness in my hands in the morning and it's freaking me out dawg I don't like it

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Making cheesy toast and tea at the same time ooooh

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