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Hooray. What fresh new hell do we get today?
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Money to be made in conflict, eh?
Fuck the rat king.
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He'll say anything for the gram.
The other gram, mind you.
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Looks like a Watkins (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Wat...) to me.
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I can hear Will Wheaton opening the next audiobook with that sentence.
I can't wait.
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Maybe I’m wrong, but I think this whip is too long.
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Wait. We’re supposed to take Newsom at his word again?
Wasn’t he a piñata just a few weeks ago for his favorable treatment of triple-bypass Bannon?
And he’s a lion for us now?
The fuck?
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Is there a baker in our midst?
Laxative chocolate is a thing.
Shitstained ICE uniforms seem right for the moment.
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Secretary Hegseth is incompetent at best.
We all fare better if this lump of performative dog shit gets escorted well away from any position of authority.
He’s a monkey in a chess game.
We all deserve better, or at least more cogent.
Fuck this douchebag.
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Interesting how people talk big on social media for clicks.
It’s even weirder that God is doing this vapid bullshit.
All talk, no action.
Stop stomping on your guests, god. You’re a rude dick. Their material smokes yours, oh lord.
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It's gotta hurt to sleep on a floor, then go subjugate a population.
Arm up, boys. Either you decide you're not authorized to police citizens, or we hand you your fucking asses.
Defend us, or get used to shitting in a bag.
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rules for rational people: Aim for the eyes. Don't stop until they go down.
Then, find more eyes.
Make these motherfuckers leave, and leave now.
Fuck ICE, Fuck Trump, Fuck Miller, fuck them all.
Call them on their shit. If they don't cave, blind them.
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I get the weird feeling that the truthful version of this would be:
“Be sure you have a few million stashed away that nobody can trace well before the discovery phase of the divorce.”
Damn. That’s the principle I’ve been needing to develop.
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If you've dealt with the tech endpoints at a Walmart at any length, you know how much of a mistake this is.
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More fearless reporting from the Chronicle.
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How long until your headlines are in textspeak?
"U may nt no..."
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Yep. If you find yourself saying "someone needs to....," you're that someone.
Dive in, engage.
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I cannot even explain how much I wish I was the one who delivered that.
Pretty sure I'd do a better job of it, though.
Maybe he can get some makeup from Vance to cover it up?
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Nice lather job for the Trump regime, Axios.
Here's an idea: What if you deployed your shitbag reporters to provide equal coverage of the Rat King's corroded mental acuity? We all see it.
Or will balancing out your coverage put you in a bad light with your masters?
Fucking cowards.
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"The body of airman"
AI slop.
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My dog would brick Elon's shitty robot before it got out of the back yard.
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Good rundown of the self-generated wave of bullshit Musk surfs to rake in piles of cash for doing very little for anyone but himself.
Sam Altman sounds an awful lot like Musk.
As does Sundar Pichai.
As does Mark Zuckerberg.
As does Andreesen.
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Would you settle for occasional nips from a House Hippo?
(Ref: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tijc...)
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From "suckers and losers" to "best and bravest."
I guess PR matters when you're running the dictatorial table.
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What if you used friction and lubrication to your advantage?
Just roll over a lot.
Sure. Have a few bites along the way.
Melt the interior of your butter cocoon a little, and let the lube effect propel your chrysalis.
You'd slide out hungry.
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So, you know, it's working.
"Trust the plan."
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Walmart staff will be the ones paying for this, both in real dollars, and in getting their heads ripped off by pissed off MAGAite customers.
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Rats. Both sides.
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Stern words from a shockingly stupid Krasnov.
Putin:
"I hear barking dog. Close window."
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"Yaaaaay, liberation."
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I've worked for "leaders" who refused to listen to/consider real feedback. "Leaders" who crashed successful companies due to pure arrogance.
"Leaders" took golden parachutes. The rank-and-file got thrown away.
Willful deafness = disqualification for leadership.
Ethical people understand this.
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You know that scene in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade? At the end when Indy finds the hidden catwalk using some sand?
The first step is a big, scary one, but it needs to be taken.
Somehow, we need to find the hidden catwalk and the sand for the Democratic leadership.
Take the damned step.
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Chili and Cheetos is my twice-a-year guilty pleasure.
A clear and direct warning:
"Cold, dead hands," worm-brain. Just try me.
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This is the best honeypot, ever.
"Donald, Elon, Stephen ... grab all your friends, some goggles and swim fins. There's gold right there for the taking. Off you go."
Well played, scientists.
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When the fuck did the Rat King say putin wanted all of Ukraine?
Never. Other, rational people did.
Again, he parrots what he's discovering is solid intel and somehow thinks he's the originator.
Either his brain is melted, or he relishes blatantly stealing credit.
Or both.
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It's continually annoying how little the Rat King understands Putin.
Bloviating won't change Putin's behavior. Ceaseless punches in the face will.
He'd probably know that if he:
A. Retained experienced staff capable of advising on dealing with his fellow autocrats, and
B. Listened to them
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That’s just a Cruise-budget booster seat. Brought him to eye-level with the camera.
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Is that Conor McGregor?
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It's funny to hear conspicuous consumers complaining about other people's conspicuous consumption.
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LOL. Substance Abusey.
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Is there a difference between white-power elon and angry elon?
Also, do I hear gross sucking noises from NewsCorp?
They obviously think we’re so confoundingly stupid that we can’t see through this low-effort kiss of Elon’s ass.
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lol.
“Don’t want to buy garbage anymore” followed by an image of Sonos makes me trust the recommendations here … not at all.
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There’s crime in South Africa, but it’s no genocide.
Stop baiting people into believing this tripe.
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How much of the trump shitcoin did Boeing have to buy to weasel out of it?
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After that, all bets are off because they’ll never double back, look honestly at how badly AI has slopped-up what used to be a great search engine.
All bets are off, because the job will become charging all of us for bullshit “silver bullet” technology.
Dump Google before Google dumps on you.
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Clowns on clowns.
Neither of these morons has earned the right to be taken seriously.
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And they’ll only be 5k, I bet.
I think Apple’s gone overboard with “telling the consumer what they want.”
They sure aren’t listening.
How about you let me type “fuck” without having to retype 4 times.
Sweat the small stuff if you want to retain your position, Crapple.
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What? AI collapsing like the Ponzi scheme it is?
Unbelievable.
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Tapper: shitbag talking head. He’s not a reporter. He’s not a journalist. He’s not an author.
He’s an entertainer, and a disgusting human being.
And I wish early onset Alzheimer’s on him so we can all entertain ourselves with his misery.
Fuck you, Jake.