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Movie bloke. Metal bloke. Suspiciously well-written tool of Deep Woke. Weekly Wackadoo. 38, he/him, Scotland
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Nothing but upsides from my pov

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Fuck this, absolutely fuck this, everyone who loves audiobooks loves their favourite narrators because they are great at their jobs and interpreting the author's words and they make the experience what it is www.theguardian.com/books/2025/m...

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My Loki audiobooks would be dead sad and empty without @benwillbond.bsky.social. Audiobooks are an art, not a mechanical process to be "performed" by the slop engine.

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A random thought: Ben Affleck is the only* big-screen Batman so far to not have a Catwoman. Who would have been a good pick to play her had we gotten there? *Val Kilmer and George Clooney are officially a continuation of the Michael Keaton Batman, so theirs would technically be Michelle Pfeiffer

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Butt. (Alien, 1979)

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see it: share it

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Pope Leo implies the existence of Pope Donnie, Pope Raph, and Pope Mikey

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On Twi**er, you have a Nazi owner that’s intentionally using his social media network to infuse modern politics, and on Bluesky, you have comic book writers teasing each other about video game controllers. I know which one I prefer. @gailsimone.bsky.social @tomtaylormade.bsky.social

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The Pope™️ Brought To You By Pringles™️©️ Once You Pope, You Can't Stope™️

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At one extreme: short legs, long arms. Gorilla. At the other: long legs, short arms. T-Rex. YOU GUYS WE'RE HALF-WAY BETWEEN A GORILLA AND A T-REX THIS IS THE BEST WAY TO LOOK AT LIFE I THINK MAYBE

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Thunderbolts* (2025): That's more like it, Marvel! Surprisingly deep (within the confines of the MCU), with a lovable cast playing interesting characters, solid action & an engaging story. Maybe not up there with the very best of the MCU, but nearer that end of the scale than we've been for a while.

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May the thirst be with you May the fecund be with you May the herd be with you May the horse be with you May the filth be with you May the sick be with you May the severed be with you May the aches be with you May the knife be with you May the tense be with you

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