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The type of note I leave for myself in a proofread. As you can see, I'm doing the important work here. The crucial fine-tuning. Sometimes, in other books, the notes aren't recent, and I've gotten pretty darn grumpy with my future self.

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

This fund for an elementary school in Thailand to fix damage caused by the earthquake has stalled out at 50%. Would love to see the needle start moving again. This is by my relatives so it's definitely for real. I know it's a rough time to give, but please repost.❤️ www.gofundme.com/f/rebuild-ph...

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

If you like quick romance reads, my "Dating a Demigod" series novella "Amusing a Demigod" is currently FREE! FREEEEEE! A muse, who's been exploited for her powers, meets the demigod of logic while she's in hiding. FWIW, it contains a drawing of a Corgi. #Booksky #Ad www.amazon.com/gp/product/B...

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

I got my kids a Bob Ross bobblehead that talks, but everything he says sounds like found footage after a fan abducted Bob and made him paint if he wanted to live. Or maybe like they're broadcasting just the audio for his show over a fast food speaker because, once again, he's been abducted.

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy

submitted 28 days ago • 730 comments

[P] Unfortunately, the executive producer of the Vatican just appointed himself the new pope.

submitted 30 days ago • 9 comments

Help and then yell like hell. I didn’t sign up to be a bad guy.

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

We want to send a message to the world: what has happened today is an absolute disgrace. It is completely un-American.

submitted 82 days ago • 533 comments

Oh, my humor is going to be bleak going forward because I really laughed at this.

submitted 80 days ago • 1 comment

old Soviet joke for our times: Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to. Guy says: “looking for an obituary.” Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.” Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

submitted 80 days ago • 290 comments

I respect that for lent you're going to fast but I'm going with furious

submitted 77 days ago • 13 comments

Remember your carbon monoxide detectors. If you "keep smelling gas" or "I always feel whoozy when I come by this one spot" call the gas company. I called once, apologized b/c it was probably in my head, the guy tested the area, then an entire swarm descended on us because we had a gas leak.

submitted 83 days ago • 5 comments

On Chanukah, we’re supposed to “publicize the miracle.” My husband definitely got the memo on that one.

submitted 148 days ago • 4 comments

My mom got all her kids dried apples with cinnamon sprinkled for Christmas and they're amazingly delicious. It feels very old-timey that we've all been raving about the dried apples. "Dearest mother, we're grateful for the gift of apples at this yuletide and will treasure them forever."

submitted 141 days ago • 2 comments

BELIEVE ME WE’RE AWARE

submitted 196 days ago • 23 comments

I feel like people who voted in the leopards-eating-our-faces party are in for a lot of shock when the leopards come for them too. I wish we didn't have to live their regret.

submitted 196 days ago • 0 comments

I really enjoyed this one 💙📚

submitted 214 days ago • 0 comments

Mary Shelley

submitted 243 days ago • 21 comments

I also get stronger and feistier with every bite of banh mi

submitted 242 days ago • 48 comments

The Teacher's Vet is out! If you like funny and sweet-heat romances that warm your heart, this is the book for you. Single veterinarian dad. Feisty substitute teacher heroine. An adorable kid. Puppies! #Romancelandia www.amazon.com/dp/B0DHCCZPX5

submitted 242 days ago • 2 comments

Men I challenge you to try this: -Be swift as the coursing river -Have all the force of a great typhoon -Have the strength of a raging fire -Be mysterious as the dark side of the moon

submitted 242 days ago • 1 comment

when you can't decide if you want flowers or muppets in your garden, plant this dahlia

submitted 251 days ago • 70 comments

UK people! Low ticket alerts! 3 Nov London bit.ly/3UrQpDe 6 Nov Newcastle bit.ly/zZwQ8b

submitted 248 days ago • 7 comments

No one told me how much of parenting would be just ensuring your kids need less therapy than if they'd been raised by wolves.

submitted 258 days ago • 1 comment

Roses are red Foul balls are errant www.popsci.com/science/dye-...

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PSA: You don’t have to be good at something to enjoy it. You can learn to separate skill from value and talent from joy.

submitted 276 days ago • 4 comments

Touché

submitted 276 days ago • 2 comments

Republicans seem jealous that they didn't replace their old man nominee with someone younger and more energetic. So they're pretending they did, by putting JD Vance out there instead. He is weird, but he can talk, which is better than the alternative. www.salon.com/2024/08/12/c...

submitted 282 days ago • 8 comments

He found a dead bear cub (WHAT?!) and originally planned to skin (WHAT?!) and eat it (WHAT?!) but went to Peter Luger’s and left it rotting in his car (WHAT?!) then took it to Central Park (WHAT?!) and staged it like a cyclist killed it (WHAT?!?!) to protest bike lanes (WHAT?!?!)

submitted 290 days ago • 10 comments

Harris: we need to come together as a country Trump: the Mexicans want asylum, they're breaking into our mental hospitals RFK Jr: in October of 1998 I left a jar of human eyes in the fiction section of a Borders bookstore in Philadelphia

submitted 289 days ago • 27 comments

Tim Walz talked about how free school lunch reduces the unequal burden of domestic labor on women by removing one daily chore, and I immediately set up a recurring donation.

submitted 288 days ago • 25 comments

I think about this a lot actually.

submitted 287 days ago • 0 comments