spidermike.bsky.social
Husband, Dad, DM, Podcaster, Musician, Dog Father, Philly Sports Fan, Comic Book Lover
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Lesson is, it's all about perspective. Where one person sees dick & balls, someone else sees the warm, welcoming place they live.
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We had a chuckle. When we got back to the field, I in a low voice asked my wife what the first thing was and she told me it was the name of the township. I said "oh, that's not what it looked like. It was a giant cock." And we had a really good laugh about it with some friends today.
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He clocks the drones and says "dad, what is that?" I responded with a classic IDK and he says, "well, it looks like private parts." And I said "oh I guess so". He must think I can't see it, so he says "look you can see the 2.." and I cut him off and I said "yeah buddy, I got it."
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We go and on the way back, we see them taking off. As we're walking back to the field, we see them in the air and I think immediately, "what is that?! It looks like a giant, floating, lit up dick!" I, of course keep it to myself because that's an inappropriate observation to make to a 9 year old.
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It's honestly the timeline for me. What a ridiculous escalation for a "no wars guy". Riding to war like this is honestly insane, especially for a dude who does not respect his military literally at all. People will die, have already died. Nobody wants this at all
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Yep, on a hot mic too
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Oh, I'm so locked and loaded for that day. I might even reopen the bird app to nuke these MFs from orbit.
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Why does this remind me of my youngest dog?
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Life begins at tadpole
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You'd better chill before it becomes his actual take
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Been there, unfortunately 🤣🤣🤣 This brother was FLOATING
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I'm not gonna lie, I legit thought this was an Onion article at first
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And yet... Some of theirs do actual things and hurt actual people, but the excuses run rampant after those events. He didn't do it and if he did he didn't mean it and if he did it's because [racist bullshit] and because [racist bullshit] he's allowed. Turn themselves into pretzels so quick
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Problem is, I got family there. At the same time, 🖕🏿🖕🏿to the people who voted this dude in forever and ever
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Politically correct for the old world, maybe. Dems haven't realized yet that we're not using the same playbook anymore. Things have to be done differently.
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A world so cold
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I think a soft-fork is a good idea so I don't have to do a whole separate social media thing. I do spend most of my time here on blacksky, but it's like 65-35. And that would probably be my time split between the separate blacksky vs bluesky. Comfortable with both options tho, support either way.
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Are they off? That's the only way the Phillies don't raise my blood pressure 🤣
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