spindlebrindle.bsky.social
A blue heart in a red state, but trying to register more of us! Usually hiking in the woods.
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Life imitating art is only okay when it's about a prime minister fucking a pig, not a pig fucking Americans.
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The Trump family has the opposite of the Midas Touch. They need to make everything as ugly outside as they are inside.
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They can't out run a super soaker filled with liquid fart and UV reactive dye, both of which don't come off for a week.
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Just work on your Toronto. I've been practicing my accent lately, maybe I can pass as Canadian 😭
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I thought this couldn't be true, it's an exaggeration, but, uh, Googling shows plenty of legit sources, plus one can just lookup his financial disclosures where he lists no assets going back to 2016. Wtf? He's a shady motherfucker hiding behind Jesus.
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Insert JoeyShocked.gif
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Yep this is.... Yep. We're doing it, America!
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I mean, yeah, that's exactly what they've been doing: turning around a booming economy. It's horrifying.
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Man, they're never gonna find a jury.
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*They will lose their seats as long as Dems actually use this messaging
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NOOOO 😂😂
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She's such a fucking monster.
People who shoot healthy dogs are, though.
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I just... I have so many words and also no words other than what the fuck!
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What the fuck
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Oh they def will. And also we're only stopping the screwworm at the canal and really need to be doing more for the entire South American continent. In any other time, USAID would be finding a way to set up sterile fly facilities in other countries... Ugh
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Don't most Medicaid recipients already work?
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REALLY, BRO. REALLY.
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The bigger issue now though is imports! Importing cattle from South of the border and South America brings screwworms, unfortunately.
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It still goes on, but they had some recent issues getting Mexico to allow the US in to refuel and stuff, the things we've been doing for a while, but since now we're on our Back era, Mexico is very understandably, "Hey, fuck off" to us. But we're up and running again.
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🏆
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Here's a really great video about what we used to do to stop the screw worm! youtu.be/Olj8arvfYj4?...
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Def read that as "Cedar Point" at first and thought it seemed baller to treat vets who wish to partake to an amusement park. A great place in Ohio for a family trip btw ;)
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The highschool mean girl to nurse pipeline is REAL.
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I'm sorry this happened to you. None of us can imagine being so soulless as to hear "can I have a little space" (for ANY reason) and think "I'M GONNA BE A PROBLEM TO STRANGERS FOR NO REASON." Like what an insane way to react to a stranger. She's gonna cross the wrong person's boundary at some point.
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My first thought was about if there is a room for dismembering journalists as they scream, but yeah I can't fathom a dumber move from a security standpoint.
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I laughed myself into an asthma attack when that floating picture showed up 😂😂😂
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Yup this is exactly what I expected it to look like: maroon, gold, and shiny white. Like, spot on.
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You know you're a real extra POS racist when even known racist Piers Morgan argues against you. Jfc how hard can one hit rock bottom in the "being a halfway decent human being" well? It's like she hit it and just kept digging.
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I opened my bluesky only to immediately see/watch/hear terrible things ... But then I get to this. This gorgeous reminder of the good things. One of the two peonies I planted last year is about to bloom, can't wait to see which color it is because I forgot 🥰
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I keep expecting to wake up to his obit. How a 300 lb 80 year old man who doesn't exercise, eats only garbage, and snorts Adderall and Coke is *still* going is beyond me. I guess because people with no shame never die.
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The nice thing about root canals done by proper endodontists these days is it's SO fast and just about no recovery period, just waiting for numbness to wear off! (Source: i think I've had like 18 root canals) So don't fret if you ever need one 😁
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Aren't these the same folks screaming that "illegal immigrants get all this stuff for free!"
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Beautiful!!
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"Come here for a vacation, and we'll put you in jail for a few days at best" isn't exactly a #winning tourism concept. Who could have thought.